Alternate History Sports / Least Favorite Teams thread

**Posted by Rugrat** 10/20/2020 10:21 pm

We have a favorite teams thread so I decided to make a least favorite teams thread. Here are my least favorite teams in each sport

NFL: As a Cardinals fan, every time I see a Seahawks or 49ers logo I feel like throwing up
MLB: The two evil empires Dodgers and Yankees. Need I say more?
NBA: I dislike a lot of teams but the Bulls are the worst. Beat my Phoenix Suns in 1993 in a finals the Suns should have won
NHL: Not much of a hockey guy but I don't like Vegas that much
NCAA: UCLA and ASU. (Arizona grad)
AltFL: Sabercraps and whoever plays the Scorpions
what about you guys? Do you hate any teams?
(Edit: Added AltFL teams to the list, hehehe)

Last edited by Rugrat (10/21/2020 9:21 am)

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 10/20/2020 10:43 pm

Oh boy, this could get ugly, here’s mine

NFL: Ray Rice’s Elevator of Domestic Violence
MLB: Those damn Yanks!
NBA: Where did Lebum go now?
NHL: Star Dish of the Night, Duck in Blue Sauce
NCAA: Rock Chalk Chicken Hawk, Horns Down, Boomer Busts
Soccer: Sh-te Hart Lane
NASCAR: He won the damn war...
Alt Leagues: Rick Fetcher’s Modus Operandi

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**Posted by ThisIsFine** 10/20/2020 11:11 pm

NFL: Pisshead Pats
MLB: Obviously Yankees (and Giants)
NBA: Lakers, Celtics, and Heat (Ironically, “HEAT” is one of my favorite Brockhampton songs)
NHL: Disney Ducks, Bland Rangers and Frog Canadiens
NCAA: ICUP Bruins, Cal State Golden Showers, Horns Down
AltHL: Sh*tty Chevs, Melting Glaciers and Krappy Kingfishers
AltFL: Egregious Explorers, Grounded Bolts, Fallen Emperors and Nathan Peterman Bandits

Last edited by ThisIsFine (10/21/2020 3:35 pm)

**Posted by Steelman** 10/21/2020 12:28 am

NFL: Pats*, Ratbirds, Cowboys, Clowns, Bungles (although I more laugh at the last two)
MLB: Yankees, Astros*
NBA: Lakes, LeBron, Warriors, James Harden.
NHL: Flyers, Caps, or whoever the Pens are playing against
MMA: Jon Jones
NCAA: Not a big college sports guy, but I can't stand Texas A&M and Alabama

ThisIsFine wrote:
AltHL: Sh*tty Chevs, Melting Glaciers and Krappy Kingfishers

I'm honored.

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 10/21/2020 7:50 am

ThisIsFine wrote:
NFL: Pisshead Pats
MLB: Obviously Yankees (and Giants)
NBA: Lakers, Celtics, and Heat (Ironically, “HEAT” is one of my favorite Brockhampton songs)
NHL: Disney Ducks, Bland Rangers and Frog Canadiens
NCAA: ICUP Bruins, Cal State Golden Showers, Horns Down
AltHL: Sh*tty Chevs, Melting Glaciers and Krappy Kingfishers
AltFL: Egregious Explorers, Fallen Emperors and Nathan Peterman Bandits

I’m honored to be apart of your AltFL enemies list. Your hate fuels me. I live off of it. Like Rod Smart, He Hate Me!

Also, if anyone can guess some of the ones I put, virtual gold stars will be awarded.

Last edited by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth (10/21/2020 7:51 am)

**Posted by QCS** 10/21/2020 8:14 am

NFL: The cheating Aints, the Failbirds, and Succs, plus Pittsburgh
NBA: Kevin Durant, Miami, Orlando
MLB: The GD Yankees and Red Sox, plus the cheating Asterisks
NHL: Pittsburgh
MLS: That city on I-85
NPB: Giants
NCAA: eh, don't really care, but Duke fans are jerks
AltHL: I haven't been good enough to get a rival
AltFL: Toronto, Philly, Boston

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
Also, if anyone can guess some of the ones I put, virtual gold stars will be awarded.

Let's take a shot, shall we?

NFL: Ravens
MLB: Yankees
NBA: LeBron, so currently the Lakers
NHL: Stars, Ducks
NCAA: I have no clue
Soccer: ditto
NASCAR: I feel like I should know but I don't
Alt: ThisIsFine

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 10/21/2020 8:33 am

QCS wrote:
NFL: The cheating Aints, the Failbirds, and Succs, plus Pittsburgh
NBA: Kevin Durant, Miami, Orlando
MLB: The GD Yankees and Red Sox, plus the cheating Asterisks
NHL: Pittsburgh
MLS: That city on I-85
NPB: Giants
NCAA: eh, don't really care, but Duke fans are jerks
AltHL: I haven't been good enough to get a rival
AltFL: Toronto, Philly, Boston

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
Also, if anyone can guess some of the ones I put, virtual gold stars will be awarded.
Let's take a shot, shall we?

NFL: Ravens
MLB: Yankees
NBA: LeBron, so currently the Lakers
NHL: Stars, Ducks
NCAA: I have no clue
Soccer: ditto
NASCAR: I feel like I should know but I don't
Alt: ThisIsFine

For those who still want to guess, he’s 2/3 on NHL, and he got the rest he had an answer for correct.

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**Posted by Dan O'Mac** 10/21/2020 9:35 am

NFL: I'm a Packer fan, so the Bears and Vikings. I don't like the Seahawks either, but that's mostly Pete Carroll.
MLB: The Cardinals. The only baseball team I loathe are the Cardinals.
NBA: I tend to be a fan of specific players, so there's not strong feelings against any teams. Mostly, I root against LeBron because he gets so much media attention.
NHL: I typically don't like any team that plays where their city doesn't naturally get ice. Except LA, I've never had a problem with the Kings.
NCAA: Ohio State and Michigan. I'm a Badger fan, but I'm more okay with our rivals in Minnesota than Ohio State and Michigan.
AltFL: I don't truly dislike any of them, their all good identities and owners, but I would assume my Emperors would be rivals with the Nightriders and Brawlers.
English Premier League: Crystal Palace. My boss is from England and is a Liverpool supporter. As he was teaching me about Soccer, he informed me that Crystal Palace does not, nor ever has, played in anything even resembling a Crystal Palace. I haven't liked them since.

ThisIsFine wrote:
NFL: Pisshead Pats
AltFL: Egregious Explorers, Fallen Emperors and Nathan Peterman Bandits

I think it's most egregious that you've picked the Emperors, but completely ignored your closest rival, the Bolts.

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**Posted by Rugrat** 10/21/2020 9:36 am

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
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Also, if anyone can guess some of the ones I put, virtual gold stars will be awarded.

NFL: Ravens
MLB: Yankees
NBA: Lakers? That’s where LaBaby is
NHL: Stars, Ducks and Blues
NCAA: Kansas, Texas and Oklahoma
EPL: I don’t know
NASCAR: ?
Alt Leagues: ThisIsFine

**Posted by QCS** 10/21/2020 9:45 am

Dan O'Mac wrote:
NFL: I'm a Packer fan, so the Bears and Vikings. I don't like the Seahawks either, but that's mostly Pete Carroll.
MLB: The Cardinals. The only baseball team I loathe are the Cardinals.
NBA: I tend to be a fan of specific players, so there's not strong feelings against any teams. Mostly, I root against LeBron because he gets so much media attention.
NHL: I typically don't like any team that plays where their city doesn't naturally get ice. Except LA, I've never had a problem with the Kings.
NCAA: Ohio State and Michigan. I'm a Badger fan, but I'm more okay with our rivals in Minnesota than Ohio State and Michigan.
AltFL: I don't truly dislike any of them, their all good identities and owners, but I would assume my Emperors would be rivals with the Nightriders and Brawlers.
English Premier League: Crystal Palace. My boss is from England and is a Liverpool supporter. As he was teaching me about Soccer, he informed me that Crystal Palace does not, nor ever has, played in anything even resembling a Crystal Palace. I haven't liked them since.

Not to rain on your parade, but when they started, Crystal Palace did actually play on the grounds of the real Crystal Palace (although not inside it, I suppose).

And in a similar fashion, disliking teams that play in warmer locations in the NHL will become a valid criticism when the teams in the north start playing on natural ice. Until then, Sun Belt hockey forever

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