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    10/20/2020 10:21 pm  #1

    Rugrat
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    Least Favorite Teams thread

    We have a favorite teams thread so I decided to make a least favorite teams thread. Here are my least favorite teams in each sport

    NFL: As a Cardinals fan, every time I see a Seahawks or 49ers logo I feel like throwing up
    MLB: The two evil empires Dodgers and Yankees. Need I say more?
    NBA: I dislike a lot of teams but the Bulls are the worst. Beat my Phoenix Suns in 1993 in a finals the Suns should have won
    NHL: Not much of a hockey guy but I don't like Vegas that much
    NCAA: UCLA and ASU. (Arizona grad)
    AltFL: Sabercraps and whoever plays the Scorpions
    what about you guys? Do you hate any teams?
    (Edit: Added AltFL teams to the list, hehehe)

    Last edited by Rugrat (10/21/2020 9:21 am)



     
     

    10/20/2020 10:43 pm  #2

    ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth
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    Re: Least Favorite Teams thread

    Oh boy, this could get ugly, here’s mine

    NFL: Ray Rice’s Elevator of Domestic Violence
    MLB: Those damn Yanks!
    NBA: Where did Lebum go now?
    NHL: Star Dish of the Night, Duck in Blue Sauce
    NCAA: Rock Chalk Chicken Hawk, Horns Down, Boomer Busts
    Soccer: Sh-te Hart Lane
    NASCAR: He won the damn war...
    Alt Leagues: Rick Fetcher’s Modus Operandi

    Last edited by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth (10/21/2020 7:54 am)



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    10/20/2020 11:11 pm  #3

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    Re: Least Favorite Teams thread

    NFL: Pisshead Pats
    MLB: Obviously Yankees (and Giants)
    NBA: Lakers, Celtics, and Heat (Ironically, “HEAT” is one of my favorite Brockhampton songs)
    NHL: Disney Ducks, Bland Rangers and Frog Canadiens
    NCAA: ICUP Bruins, Cal State Golden Showers, Horns Down
    AltHL: Sh*tty Chevs, Melting Glaciers and Krappy Kingfishers
    AltFL: Egregious Explorers, Grounded Bolts, Fallen Emperors and Nathan Peterman Bandits

    Last edited by ThisIsFine (10/21/2020 3:35 pm)



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    10/21/2020 12:28 am  #4

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    Re: Least Favorite Teams thread

    NFL: Pats*, Ratbirds, Cowboys, Clowns, Bungles (although I more laugh at the last two)
    MLB: Yankees, Astros*
    NBA: Lakes, LeBron, Warriors, James Harden.
    NHL: Flyers, Caps, or whoever the Pens are playing against
    MMA: Jon Jones
    NCAA: Not a big college sports guy, but I can't stand Texas A&M and Alabama

    ThisIsFine wrote:

    AltHL: Sh*tty Chevs, Melting Glaciers and Krappy Kingfishers

    I'm honored.


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    10/21/2020 7:50 am  #5

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    Re: Least Favorite Teams thread

    ThisIsFine wrote:

    NFL: Pisshead Pats
    MLB: Obviously Yankees (and Giants)
    NBA: Lakers, Celtics, and Heat (Ironically, “HEAT” is one of my favorite Brockhampton songs)
    NHL: Disney Ducks, Bland Rangers and Frog Canadiens
    NCAA: ICUP Bruins, Cal State Golden Showers, Horns Down
    AltHL: Sh*tty Chevs, Melting Glaciers and Krappy Kingfishers
    AltFL: Egregious Explorers, Fallen Emperors and Nathan Peterman Bandits

     
    I’m honored to be apart of your AltFL enemies list. Your hate fuels me. I live off of it. Like Rod Smart, He Hate Me!

    Also, if anyone can guess some of the ones I put, virtual gold stars will be awarded.

    Last edited by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth (10/21/2020 7:51 am)



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    10/21/2020 8:14 am  #6

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    Re: Least Favorite Teams thread

    NFL: The cheating Aints, the Failbirds, and Succs, plus Pittsburgh
    NBA: Kevin Durant, Miami, Orlando
    MLB: The GD Yankees and Red Sox, plus the cheating Asterisks
    NHL: Pittsburgh
    MLS: That city on I-85
    NPB: Giants
    NCAA: eh, don't really care, but Duke fans are jerks
    AltHL: I haven't been good enough to get a rival
    AltFL: Toronto, Philly, Boston

    ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

    Also, if anyone can guess some of the ones I put, virtual gold stars will be awarded.

    Let's take a shot, shall we?

    NFL: Ravens
    MLB: Yankees
    NBA: LeBron, so currently the Lakers
    NHL: Stars, Ducks
    NCAA: I have no clue
    Soccer: ditto
    NASCAR: I feel like I should know but I don't
    Alt: ThisIsFine

     

    10/21/2020 8:33 am  #7

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    Re: Least Favorite Teams thread

    QCS wrote:

    NFL: The cheating Aints, the Failbirds, and Succs, plus Pittsburgh
    NBA: Kevin Durant, Miami, Orlando
    MLB: The GD Yankees and Red Sox, plus the cheating Asterisks
    NHL: Pittsburgh
    MLS: That city on I-85
    NPB: Giants
    NCAA: eh, don't really care, but Duke fans are jerks
    AltHL: I haven't been good enough to get a rival
    AltFL: Toronto, Philly, Boston

    ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

    Also, if anyone can guess some of the ones I put, virtual gold stars will be awarded.

    Let's take a shot, shall we?

    NFL: Ravens
    MLB: Yankees
    NBA: LeBron, so currently the Lakers
    NHL: Stars, Ducks
    NCAA: I have no clue
    Soccer: ditto
    NASCAR: I feel like I should know but I don't
    Alt: ThisIsFine

     
    For those who still want to guess, he’s 2/3 on NHL, and he got the rest he had an answer for correct.

    Last edited by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth (10/21/2020 8:34 am)



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    10/21/2020 9:35 am  #8

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    Re: Least Favorite Teams thread

    NFL: I'm a Packer fan, so the Bears and Vikings. I don't like the Seahawks either, but that's mostly Pete Carroll.
    MLB: The Cardinals. The only baseball team I loathe are the Cardinals.
    NBA: I tend to be a fan of specific players, so there's not strong feelings against any teams. Mostly, I root against LeBron because he gets so much media attention.
    NHL: I typically don't like any team that plays where their city doesn't naturally get ice. Except LA, I've never had a problem with the Kings.
    NCAA: Ohio State and Michigan. I'm a Badger fan, but I'm more okay with our rivals in Minnesota than Ohio State and Michigan.
    AltFL: I don't truly dislike any of them, their all good identities and owners, but I would assume my Emperors would be rivals with the Nightriders and Brawlers.
    English Premier League: Crystal Palace. My boss is from England and is a Liverpool supporter. As he was teaching me about Soccer, he informed me that Crystal Palace does not, nor ever has, played in anything even resembling a Crystal Palace. I haven't liked them since.

    ThisIsFine wrote:

    NFL: Pisshead Pats
    AltFL: Egregious Explorers, Fallen Emperors and Nathan Peterman Bandits

    I think it's most egregious that you've picked the Emperors, but completely ignored your closest rival, the Bolts.

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    10/21/2020 9:36 am  #9

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    Re: Least Favorite Teams thread

    ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

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    Also, if anyone can guess some of the ones I put, virtual gold stars will be awarded.

    NFL: Ravens
    MLB: Yankees
    NBA: Lakers? That’s where LaBaby is
    NHL: Stars, Ducks and Blues
    NCAA: Kansas, Texas and Oklahoma
    EPL: I don’t know
    NASCAR: ?
    Alt Leagues: ThisIsFine



     
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    10/21/2020 9:45 am  #10

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    Re: Least Favorite Teams thread

    Dan O'Mac wrote:

    NFL: I'm a Packer fan, so the Bears and Vikings. I don't like the Seahawks either, but that's mostly Pete Carroll.
    MLB: The Cardinals. The only baseball team I loathe are the Cardinals.
    NBA: I tend to be a fan of specific players, so there's not strong feelings against any teams. Mostly, I root against LeBron because he gets so much media attention.
    NHL: I typically don't like any team that plays where their city doesn't naturally get ice. Except LA, I've never had a problem with the Kings.
    NCAA: Ohio State and Michigan. I'm a Badger fan, but I'm more okay with our rivals in Minnesota than Ohio State and Michigan.
    AltFL: I don't truly dislike any of them, their all good identities and owners, but I would assume my Emperors would be rivals with the Nightriders and Brawlers.
    English Premier League: Crystal Palace. My boss is from England and is a Liverpool supporter. As he was teaching me about Soccer, he informed me that Crystal Palace does not, nor ever has, played in anything even resembling a Crystal Palace. I haven't liked them since.

    Not to rain on your parade, but when they started, Crystal Palace did actually play on the grounds of the real Crystal Palace (although not inside it, I suppose).

    And in a similar fashion, disliking teams that play in warmer locations in the NHL will become a valid criticism when the teams in the north start playing on natural ice. Until then, Sun Belt hockey forever

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