Week 1 - Toronto Beavers (0-0) vs Boston Nightriders (0-0)

The Toronto Beavers quick of there first season with new management at home against Boston. The Beavers are led by Baker Mayfield and his new contract. 

The 2026 Portland Grizzlies will open their schedule against Miami at the Cavern Dome. Starting RB TreVeyon Henderson is injured so the new guy who didn't make it into the graphic, Dylan Sampson, will start instead. The rest of the guys should be good to go though. Let's do that football!

The 2026 AltFL season is getting underway, and the Seattle Steelheads are certainly poised to be one of the teams in the league this season. We've revamped our roster after a disappointing finish last season, so much so that our best returning player is our kicker, Brandon Aubrey. That's not too surprising, as Aubrey has consistently been one of the AltFL's best kickers since coming into the league, but it does mean the rest of our team has a lot to prove. Our first stop this season will be in San Antonio against an up-and-coming Phantoms team. We'll be in our standard white away jerseys to kick off the year.

(Regular) Stickman somehow figured out how to stun the reporters during his latest press conference once again.  Surrounded by his twin Norwegian (not Swedish, as Stickman often mistakenly calls them) bodyguards, Simen and Asbjorn (which is unfortunately pronounced Ass-Bjorn), each carrying one of Football Stickman's prized wiener dogs (Ketchup and Mustard), Stickman announced today that he had put together his team of "Stickman Hunters", stating that it is of the utmost importance that each and every one of the Stickmen, along with their many accomplices', before Christmas 2026.   

"There's no time to explain exactly why this date is what I settled on, but I assure you, every single Stickman, along with their many partners and buddies, MUST be captured before Christmas.  The world will thank me later..." Stickman had said, "... So with that in mind, here is my team of Stickman Hunters, who will aid me in capturing the fiends!" he finished as he waved his arm towards the small collection of Stickman Hunters.   Included were the following members...

Stickman himself

Chuckie Norton: A bearded guy with a deadpan expression on his face.  Stickman believes he has a roundhouse kick that has to be seen to be believed, but most believe he picked he was selected because he resembled the late Charlie Morris, famed tv actor and kung fu expert.

Airplane Lee: Another karate "expert" that Stickman likely mistook for actor Jet Me.  Runs a "karate" dojo inside of a mall.

Babu Kenda: A 7 foot tall failed AltBA prospect that never quite made it near the big time.  Very nice guy, is a good cook.

A random stray dog (who Ketchup and Mustard despise and turn their noses up to)

Weird Chore: A mute man who throws his hat, shoe, and even underwear at "Jim Bond" looking fellows.

AI-leen: Pronounced like Eileen, this AI robot comes equipped with the "Net-O-Matic", which literally shoots a big net at her target.  Hates humans and calls them meatbags.  There has been... incidents involving her and now Anti-AI activists are calling for her immediate discontinued use.

"With this team, I hope to save the world from irreversable damage!" Stickman finished as he ran away, perhaps to begin his mission.




(Oh, btw, the Los Angeles Sabercats will be wearing their white uniforms against the New York Emperors, and are very much hoping to have a little more success this week, although to be fair, the Sabercats had played well last week, which was encouraging!)

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Steelman wrote:

The 2026 Portland Grizzlies will open their schedule against Miami at the Cavern Dome. Starting RB TreVeyon Henderson is injured so the new guy who didn't make it into the graphic, Dylan Sampson, will start instead. The rest of the guys should be good to go though. Let's do that football!

We didn't win but the good news is Tre Henderson is back so hopefully we can do better against Utah.