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Having just pulled off the biggest upset in modern-day AltFL history, the Seattle Steelheads are heading back to the Pacific Northwest. Wait, why are we doing that? We can't possibly have a home game, we're the seventh seed. You mean - we have to play Portland again?
Yup! Just one week after taking down the second-best team in the league, we now get a visit with the best team. We'll look to avenge our 50+-point loss from two weeks ago and advance to the first Alt Bowl in franchise history. Get ready for Rivalry Week Part 2: Electric Boogaloo. #SteelandTeal #HeadsUp #PORvsSEA #RevengeOfTheFish #OkButForReelThisTime
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Coming out of the tale of the two cities on top, the Chicago Cyclones advance to the Final Four for the first time since the last time they went to the Final Four. Luckily, the Cyclones get to stay at home. Unluckily for them, that means Tennessee is coming to town to play, which means (as of writing this) the Cyclones come in at nearly 25 point underdogs at home. Chicago has been a scrappy bunch all year, and we're looking forward to go toe-to-toe with the Copperheads to fight for the Championship. WR Russell Gage will lead out the Cyclones in our classic home set of white helmets, red jerseys, and tan pants.
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After a close fought battle against the seemingly endless amount of Cheetos, YOUR New York Emperors have re-booked their off-season trip to St. Lucia to start this week instead. We brought along our team celebrity (yeah, anyone else got one of those? I didn't think so!) Hayden Christensen, famous for playing Anakin Skywalker and... ummm... well, that explains why his wage demand was so low. Either way, here's the "uniform", if you will.
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Dan O'Mac wrote:
After a close fought battle against the seemingly endless amount of Cheetos, YOUR New York Emperors have re-booked their off-season trip to St. Lucia to start this week instead. We brought along our team celebrity (yeah, anyone else got one of those? I didn't think so!) Hayden Christensen, famous for playing Anakin Skywalker and... ummm... well, that explains why his wage demand was so low. Either way, here's the "uniform", if you will.
Gotta drop a player to get one, Dan.
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Congrats to the Tennessee Copperheads for a great season and a convincing win for the AltBowl Championship. Your offense exploded for 93 points and we needed a 30 point miracle from Nick Chubb to even sniff a comeback but it was not to be. The Copperheads are definitely our kryptonite as 3 of the 4 losses in modern Grizzlies history have now been at their hands. We'll be looking to avenge next year!
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On behalf of all rainbow trout out there, happy Pride Month from the Seattle Steelheads!