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disappointed to see my steelheads drop three spots despite putting up the second-most points this week. that said, I'm probably more disappointed that I'm 4-3 despite scoring the most points in the league by a decent margin. gah

Coming off a huge win over the Steelheads on Bronx Zoo Night, YOUR New York Emperors remain right here in Manhattan at the Polo Grounds for a showdown with the Utah Raptors. The Emperors this week are supporting the American Natural History Museum. You may recognize this museum from the cinematic masterpiece that is Night at the Museum, and Owen Wilson, who played Jedidiah Smith in the film series, will be on hand as honorary captain of the Emperors. To support the museum on "Night at the Museum Night, $1 of every hot dog, brat, burger, beer or soda purchased will be donated to the museum!

The New York Emperors will be wearing their standard home uniforms with the gray helmet, yellow jersey, and gray pants. This week's featured player is number 31, Safety Adrian "Smash" Amos!

Guess who got someone to send them their files that were trapped halfway across the nation. No, that's wrong; try again. You do have to get this question right for me to move on. Give it another try. There! There you go. That wasn't so hard, was it?

Anyways, to the business: tonight, the first integrated cross-sport branding event reveal of the Alt Leagues! All three JHA Holdings brands will be celebrating that one upcoming spooky holiday with Black Magic Week! At the Bandits, Marshals, and Wranglers home games this week, the teams will all be wearing all black. The first 1000 fans through the gate at each event will win a black oil-themed cowboy cap (or Stetson, whichever term you prefer). Also, one lucky fan at each game will win a 12 ft Home Depot Skeleton brought to you by Home Depot. Also, one lucky fan at each game will have a spider underneath their seat. How exciting!

After the moderate success of IDJam week, JHA Holdings will not comment on the possibility of future cross-sport brand events. The success of this week will likely determine whether enough conditions are met to hold such an expensive promotional event.

P.S. Trust me, the Wranglers have black uniforms, can't say much more than that.

It feels like it has been light years since the Galactics have had a game in front of their home fans. Rolling into this week we will be welcoming many players back from their bye week in taking on the Minnesota Voyageurs. And well we certainly like a different type of voyage, see we like to venture beyond this world, unlike those boys. We will be repping all purple but with orange pants this week.