I can fool you.

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Topolino wrote:

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Just because nobody has chosen it yet, Asnerbrook chooses Clemson.

(I'm just thinking about historical references) if Asnerbrook's 5th and last college title was in 1966, wouldn't it make more sense to be someone like Minnesota? It seems like that program's trajectory makes a bit more sense for what story you were trying to tell, although I 100% understand wanting to be a successful football team during the legacy project.

 
To be fair, 1966 wasn’t their 5th and last title, it might not even be their title at all. Same for the other four. Claiming titles is definitely stepping on toes. I’m positive the 5 title claim isn’t canon. What if I say Hershey has the 1966 title? Now what?

 
This was when Frank Howard was head coach, guys. You look his Name up.

The Black Swans Game
Arguably the most memorable game in the history of Asnerbrook football, involved religion. A year after Sandy Koufax famously refused to play on Yom Kippur in Game 1 of the World Series, a Jewish player on the Asnerbrook Swans, Running back Wrence Arnatoveis, decided to play on Yom Kippur, and it paid off as he Scored 5 touchdowns in a 44-12 Beatdown of GLBSU in September 24, 1966. “Rocket” as Arnatoveis was known, later admitted to taking bribes from his fraternity brothers to play in the game. The Jersey he wore that day now hangs in the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity house on campus. One of his Phi Psi fraternity brothers, Antonio Reynos, later investigated if his claims were true, and he was wrong. As for Arnatoveis, his play that day helped him become the first Jewish Heisman Trophy winner that year, and the swans won their fifth and most recent football national Championship.

“No it’s Michigan”

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