Steelman wrote:

1993 Marcotte Cup Champions: Kirkenport Captains (4)

FINALLY! 

Dan O'Mac wrote:

dvdbubba27 wrote:

LOUIS TROPHY WINNERS! LET'S GOOOO!!!! Now, let's just hope we don't screw things up in the playoffs...

Also, Steelman, while updating the wiki, I noticed you made a mistake with regards to the standings page - Abrieden finished with 111 points, placing them in fourth in the Rankin and Kavalos in fifth.

Steel doesn't make mistakes. ;)

I meant to say error. In my defense, I woke up way too early this morning and I kinda got the joke. Besides, we all make mistakes!

Florida Panthers vs Tampa Bay Lightning: Panthers in 6
Boston Bruins vs Toronto Maple Leafs: Maple Leafs in 7
New York Rangers vs Washington Capitals: Rangers in 4
Carolina Hurricanes vs New York Islanders: Hurricanes in 4

Dallas Stars vs Vegas Golden Knights: Stars in 6
Winnipeg Jets vs Colorado Avalanche: Jets in 7
Vancouver Canucks vs Nashville Predators: Canucks in 5
Edmonton Oilers vs Los Angeles Kings: Oilers in 4

Panthers vs Maple Leafs: Panthers in 6
Rangers vs Hurricanes: Hurricanes in 6
Stars vs Jets: Jets in 5
Canucks vs Oilers: Canucks in 7

Panthers vs Hurricanes: Hurricanes in 5
Jets vs Canucks: Canucks in 6

Stanley Cup Finals: Vancouver Canucks over Carolina Hurricanes in 6 games
Conn Smythe: Quinn Hughes
Tiebreaker: 32 total goals scored in series

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 5, 2022

Abbotsford, BC, Canada - What follows is an official communique from Combat Baby, chairman of Bubba Sports and Entertainment:

"In order to better devote myself to my duties with the athletic department at Semiahmoo University, I have decided to sell all four of my extant Alt Sports franchises, including the Arizona Scorpions (AltFL), the Omaha Barnstormers (AltBA), the Saskatoon Shockers (AltHL), and the Vancouver Lumberjacks (AltLB).

Furthermore, I would like to let it be known that I have no plans to pursue the chairmanship of any AltPL club at this time.

To all those currently on the payroll of a BSE-owned team, including, but not limited to, Byron Leftwich (Scorpions head coach), Neal Pionk (Lumberjacks manager), Sarunas Marciulionis (Barnstormers head coach), Mike Bibby (Barnstormers assistant coach), Hayley Williams (Barnstormers spiritual advisor), whoever the members of the Shockers' coaching staff are, and all players under contract to BSE-owned teams: your employment status should not be affected by the fact that the teams you are under contract to will soon be changing ownership.

To Gritty and all other Alt Sports owners: I have nothing to say except, from the bottom of my heart, thank you, it's been a pleasure, and I wish you all nothing but the best.

To the loyal fans in Omaha, Phoenix, Saskatoon and Vancouver: hang in there, for I'm sure your beloved teams will soon be in far more capable hands than mine."

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March 7, 2022

Coquitlam, BC, Canada - A little more than a week ago, Bubba Sports and Entertainment chairman Combat Baby made several important revelations to other AHSylum inmates pertaining to the Lumberjacks organization, and now, it is the duty of this user (aka me) to relay them to the AHS community at large:

- Bubba himself (aka this user) will serve as general manager of the Vancouver Lumberjacks.
- Neal Pionk has been reassigned from his previous position as head coach of the AltBA's Omaha Barnstormers (also owned by BSE) to a new position in the BSE family - manager of the Lumberjacks. This has caused a shakeup of the Barnstormers staff - more info in a separate post.
- The Lumberjacks' minor league clubs will be based in Victoria, BC (AAA), Kelowna, BC (AA) and Kamloops, BC (A). Names and branding will be announced at a later date.