Alternate History Sports / AltHL Legacy

**Posted by ThisIsFine** 6/21/2020 12:11 am

Osgiliath Guard wrote:
JamHeronArk wrote:
It's always fun to play "Our American Cousins." (Old theater joke, sorry.) A big thank you to the Loons and Terriers for some great series this year! Hmmm... 75% of our playoff appearances have turned into championships, and we still have only had one All-Star. If the oil money and championships keep rolling in, we might have to get a roof just so we have rafters in which to hang banners!
Just do what football does and put the retired numbers on the walls. Keep the uniqueness of your building my friend.

Yeah, and besides, adding a roof would raise the rent right through, well, the roof.

**Posted by Osgiliath Guard** 6/21/2020 2:58 pm

ThisIsFine wrote:
Osgiliath Guard wrote:
JamHeronArk wrote:
It's always fun to play "Our American Cousins." (Old theater joke, sorry.) A big thank you to the Loons and Terriers for some great series this year! Hmmm... 75% of our playoff appearances have turned into championships, and we still have only had one All-Star. If the oil money and championships keep rolling in, we might have to get a roof just so we have rafters in which to hang banners!
Just do what football does and put the retired numbers on the walls. Keep the uniqueness of your building my friend.

Yeah, and besides, adding a roof would raise the rent right through, well, the roof.

.... Seriously.....

**Posted by Thehealthiestscratch** 6/21/2020 3:42 pm

Don't you own your stadium Jam? I thought that was the conclusion we ended on so the rent argument was silenced. Then again, I love the thought of you charging yourself rent and simply using Zelle with Chase to transfer money between your own accounts once a month.

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 6/21/2020 3:57 pm

This is why we play indoors. Too many numbers to wrap your head around. Thank God I stuck with law. It’s easier to remember rules and how trials work. (Also, Stickman, don’t call me for legal advice anymore, please. It just gets annoying. I don’t have time for cases involving a horde of sheep, a barrel of Napa Valley wine, and the LA River. Call Winston Payne next time.)

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**Posted by JamHeronArk** 6/21/2020 5:55 pm

I had Dave from the office run the numbers, and he came up with just one number: 42. The other Dave, our intern, said that a guy on the internet suggested we put banners around the edge of the bowl. I think that means we can keep the atmosphere as our roof and the sky as the limit.

**Posted by Osgiliath Guard** 6/21/2020 7:58 pm

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
This is why we play indoors. Too many numbers to wrap your head around. Thank God I stuck with law. It’s easier to remember rules and how trials work. (Also, Stickman, don’t call me for legal advice anymore, please. It just gets annoying. I don’t have time for cases involving a horde of sheep, a barrel of Napa Valley wine, and the LA River. Call Winston Payne next time.)

So, you won't help me with my law suit against Kraft for not stating that Cheez Whiz isn't real cheese on the jar? And that it doesn't work as body wash or body lotion?!

JamHeronArk wrote:
I had Dave from the office run the numbers, and he came up with just one number: 42. The other Dave, our intern, said that a guy on the internet suggested we put banners around the edge of the bowl. I think that means we can keep the atmosphere as sour roof and the sky as the limit.

Your intern is Dave? Do we have the same intern? My intern's name is Dave D. Davidson!

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 6/21/2020 8:05 pm

Osgiliath Guard wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
This is why we play indoors. Too many numbers to wrap your head around. Thank God I stuck with law. It’s easier to remember rules and how trials work. (Also, Stickman, don’t call me for legal advice anymore, please. It just gets annoying. I don’t have time for cases involving a horde of sheep, a barrel of Napa Valley wine, and the LA River. Call Winston Payne next time.)
So, you won't help me with my law suit against Kraft for not stating that Cheez Whiz isn't real cheese on the jar? And that it doesn't work as body wash or body lotion?!

No, I only handle criminal cases, no civil cases in court...

**Posted by ThisIsFine** 6/21/2020 8:06 pm

Osgiliath Guard wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
This is why we play indoors. Too many numbers to wrap your head around. Thank God I stuck with law. It’s easier to remember rules and how trials work. (Also, Stickman, don’t call me for legal advice anymore, please. It just gets annoying. I don’t have time for cases involving a horde of sheep, a barrel of Napa Valley wine, and the LA River. Call Winston Payne next time.)
So, you won't help me with my law suit against Kraft for not stating that Cheez Whiz isn't real cheese on the jar? And that it doesn't work as body wash or body lotion?!

I wanna hop on that lawsuit. I love rubbing Cheese Whiz on my skin!

Last edited by ThisIsFine (6/21/2020 8:07 pm)

**Posted by Stickman** 6/21/2020 8:13 pm

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
Osgiliath Guard wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
This is why we play indoors. Too many numbers to wrap your head around. Thank God I stuck with law. It’s easier to remember rules and how trials work. (Also, Stickman, don’t call me for legal advice anymore, please. It just gets annoying. I don’t have time for cases involving a horde of sheep, a barrel of Napa Valley wine, and the LA River. Call Winston Payne next time.)
So, you won't help me with my law suit against Kraft for not stating that Cheez Whiz isn't real cheese on the jar? And that it doesn't work as body wash or body lotion?!
No, I only handle criminal cases, no civil cases in court...

LMAO! Yeah that case just got a whole lot harder to win...

**Posted by Dan O'Mac** 6/21/2020 9:07 pm

Now I'm just picturing the Wranglers running cable with the banners across the open air above the ice.