Dan O'Mac wrote:

Steelman wrote:

The Portland Grizzlies, in the middle of their rookie draft process, announced that Jerome Bettis has been fired as head coach after three straight 7-7 seasons, and since the owner had recently watched Surviver: Nicaragua with his wife, he decided to hire 81-year-old Jimmy Johnson, who was on that season of the show and was her favorite character. Jimmy recently retired from broadcasting in March and will be the new head coach of the Grizzlies moving forward.

So a second stint coaching the Grizzlies for Jimmy, since he would've been your coach during the legacy project?

The owner of the Portland Grizzlies, known to some as Bob Longerbeam, completely forgot that he once had Jimmy Johnson as his coach, a fact of which nobody on his admin staff made him aware during the hiring process, which led to a completely embarrassing conversation with Jimmy. The admin staff has been fired. Jimmy, for his part, was just elated that he wasn't going to be sent to the old folks home any time soon. Both parties agreed to never speak of it again.