Look, these power rankings are flawless. Seriously, I put together a formula filled with Wees and Seas, and you're all supposed to like it. The Griffins are 13th, QCS likes the number 13. It's perfect. The Atoms are benefitting from being good for the start of the season, so they're at 7. The Turtles have been really good and are at 1. The Talons and the Pros are in a tough fight over the 24th spot. Perfection, I tell you!
On the Bison side of things, we're coming off a tough loss to our rivals in Dallas. I can only assume it was because there was still some fear from hitting coach Robin Ventura when he saw Sidewinders manager Nolan Ryan, as our hitters stopped hitting. Either way, we get to head up to the Pacific Northwest this week to take on the Stags in Portland. Both teams coming off tough losses means only one thing: One of us is going on our first losing streak. Unless we tie. But ties are like kissing your sister. We're in the standard road uniforms this week, shown off here by the man behind the plate, Willson Contreras.
2x Alt Champion :: AltLB Champion Oklahoma City Bison - 2022 :: AltFL Champion New York Emperors - 2022