I'm keeping my list silent, thank you very much. I've learned my lesson. That said, the uniforms did dramatically shift around my list, with several teams rising up and two ones I had in my top 10 dropping far down. I'm just glad I have one point to my name, maybe the lottery will be kinder to me this time. No matter what, I'm glad I get a chance to be a part of this. Excellent work everyone, I dare say we have a better-looking league than the NFL.

I think that we have a great-looking league with a diverse set of identities.
Though I won't provide my shortlist per se, I will give some statistics about my rankings.

Average rank by division: South - 7.33; North - 18.67; West: 14; Central - 10
Top team by division: S - Dallas; N - Boston; W - Seattle; C - Minnesota

Next, some color stats. These are based on Home and Alt Jersey colors, simplified to red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, and black. Grays became black, pinks became red, and browns and teals were sorted on a case-by-case basis.

Teams with a ________ jersey: Color - Average rank (number of teams with that color)
Red - 15.38 (8); Orange - 3.5 (4); Yellow - 15 (7); Green - 14 (5); Blue - 13.1 (10); Purple - 6.5 (2); Black 12 (12)

Half of all teams have a (simplified scale) yellow or black alternate. These are oversimplified and could be nitpicked over, but let's not descend into irrelevancy.

I don't know how much of my list you figure out from these statistics, but if you are so inclined, feel free to send me a guess that you logicked out.

Looking good on both STL and KC! As for now I’d be happy with anyone except like 2 teams which I am keeping to myself

JamHeronArk wrote:

I think that we have a great-looking league with a diverse set of identities.
Though I won't provide my shortlist per se, I will give some statistics about my rankings.

Average rank by division: South - 7.33; North - 18.67; West: 14; Central - 10
Top team by division: S - Dallas; N - Boston; W - Seattle; C - Minnesota

Next, some color stats. These are based on Home and Alt Jersey colors, simplified to red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, and black. Grays became black, pinks became red, and browns and teals were sorted on a case-by-case basis.

Teams with a ________ jersey: Color - Average rank (number of teams with that color)
Red - 15.38 (8); Orange - 3.5 (4); Yellow - 15 (7); Green - 14 (5); Blue - 13.1 (10); Purple - 6.5 (2); Black 12 (12)

Half of all teams have a (simplified scale) yellow or black alternate. These are oversimplified and could be nitpicked over, but let's not descend into irrelevancy.

I don't know how much of my list you figure out from these statistics, but if you are so inclined, feel free to send me a guess that you logicked out.

Interesting, I think I'll give some statistics on my list as well. 

Avg. rank by division: North - 10.67, South - 15.33, Central - 10.5, West - 13.5
I'll go by (primary) helmet color because that sounds interesting to look at:
I simplified things to 7 colors: Yellow/Orange/Tan, Blue/Purple, Green, Gray, White, Black, and Red.
Yellow/Orange - 12.8, Blue - 8, Green - 11, Gray - 9.33, White - 17.17, Black - 16, Red - 9.5

So if we go by both of these, I'm most likely to pick a Central division team with a blue/purple helmet. Sorry Dr.Pepper, the stats never lie!

CCLXXXVII wrote:

Is the Braun part of the Scarecrows’ slogan a reference to something?

I think it's a reference to the Wizard of Oz, where the scarecrow wants a brain, but it's also referencing "brains vs brawn" (it seems it was misspelled as braun) by saying that these Scarecrows have both.