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jefferson city knives club (with rugby) has added patrick star's torso to their roster. all other teams are free to claim his head or any of his limbs
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in a blockbuster trade New Team has traded New Player to Alaska Tech University for 50 first round draft picks and 20 free knive stabbings
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with there being no draft, the 50 first round picks were rendered null and void and turned into stabbings
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sentenced to stripped club
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club stripped (out weeks)
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ohio
edit: sorry, I typed this accidentally
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breaking news!!!!!
at the conclusion of the 1920-21? regular season, the jefferson city knives club (with rugby) have been declared world champions after an undefeated season. jefferson city head coach dad father, in a post on twitter.com (the everything app), was quoted as saying "I'm so proud of our boys. they really put it all out there this season, and now jefferson city will always be the first rugby with knives team to finish the season without losing, let alone playing, a single game". a parade was in the process of being planned but the guy in charge of parade planning has mysteriously vanished
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the nation of palau has won the oceanic championship