- Magical_Kittenz
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Re: The AltFL Season 2022
The Kentucky Stallions pulled off yet another win last week, and we hope to do so again this week in front of a home crowd when we take on the Reapers. This week will be called "Eyesore Week" due to the uniform matchup of the two teams. Because you know what? Why not. This week's featured player is rookie Drake London, who is doing quite well in his first season.
Wallflower made this graphic
Owner of the AltHL's Alaska Auroras, AltLB's Kansas City Colts, AltFL's Kentucky Stallions, AltCAA's University of Kansas City Cosmos (2001 Legacy Champions)
- QCS
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Did somebody say eyesore week? Who knew that combining all-purple and all-green would lead to an awful-looking game. Anyway, the 3-3 Reapers will take on the Stallions in Kentucky in hopes of an upset. It's all Pepper Green as we debut our alternates for the first time! #FeelTheHeat
- Wallflower
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Once Upon a time, in a Galaxy probably closer than you think...
That's right it's Star Wars Night in Orlando! It's a fitting time for the team to break out the "Stormtrooper" look, as there is A New Hope with #4 Dak Prescott back in the lineup. The Galactics are taking on the Beavers in this one and are hoping to get back in the win column and turn this team around.
- ItDoesntMatter
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The Seattle Steelheads are finally back in the win column after a three-game slide. We've also made it out of the tough road schedule we had for the first six games as we head home for just the second time this season. Hopefully we can use the plethora of home games we have down the stretch to get ourselves back on track. Unfortunately, the team we're up against this week is rather Scary, as we host KC after traveling out to the cornfields last year. Sticking with the defense, this week's featured artist is LB Drue Tranquill, who, in a huge blow for nominative determinism, has been an absolute menace this year, with two sacks last week alone. #NervesOfSteel #KCvsSEA
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ItDoesntMatter wrote:
The Seattle Steelheads are finally back in the win column after a three-game slide. We've also made it out of the tough road schedule we had for the first six games as we head home for just the second time this season. Hopefully we can use the plethora of home games we have down the stretch to get ourselves back on track. Unfortunately, the team we're up against this week is rather Scary, as we host KC after traveling out to the cornfields last year. Sticking with the defense, this week's featured artist is LB Drue Tranquill, who, in a huge blow for nominative determinism, has been an absolute menace this year, with two sacks last week alone. #NervesOfSteel #KCvsSEA
Why did you make the spooky boi wear a tie on his forehead? He knows it goes on his nose.
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Why did you make the spooky boi wear a tie on his forehead? He knows it goes on his nose.
hey at least his is obeying the laws of gravity
- DireBear
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Well, that wasn't pretty. An abysmal week by the Cyclones (at least by our standards) and a loss to the Grizzlies puts us right back at a game behind of the Central Division lead. But hey, we can still catch up, that's what the other half of the season is for. This week, we begin our 3 game road trip, starting out west in Arizona. Featured this week for kicker week is Chase McLaughlin, who will lead the team our in our tradition away sets. I've also been informed that kicker week was last week. Oops.
#TheStormApproaches
- NoE38
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Re: The AltFL Season 2022
The Utah Raptors have acquired QB Marcus Mariota and a 1st-Round Rookie Draft Pick from the Seattle Steelheads in exchange for QB Mac Jones.
The Raptors wish Jones the best as he joins a dangerous Seattle squad. The acquisition of Mariota allows the Raptors to dress a QB every week of the year, while the 1st-Round rookie draft pick helps the team look toward the future.
Unfortunately, graphic design intern Leon got abducted on the way to work and is being held hostage for a hefty ransom. While the Raptors front office gets this whole situation sorted out, here's a poorly-made graphic showing the full terms of the deal.
- JamHeronArk
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Due to the pickup of engineering coursework, graphical quality has dropped, unlike YOUR #1 Emperors.
- Dan O'Mac
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This was an easy elimination, as one person failed to send in picks this week, and therefore are eliminated automatically!
9-3 DireBear
9-3 Magic
9-3 Steel
8-4 idm
8-4 Dan O'Mac
DNP JamHeronArk
Jam, you're out. Thank you for playing, and all the best in all future endeavors (except endeavors where your fantasy teams play my fantasy teams).
So for the five of you remaining, you may now make picks!
MAKE YOUR PICKS NOW!!
2x Alt Champion :: AltLB Champion Oklahoma City Bison - 2022 :: AltFL Champion New York Emperors - 2022
