With two weeks left, we're starting to see some teams lock up the playoffs, but a lot of teams are still in the hunt. Your top team again is the Bison, and the bottom team is again the Muskies. In between there was a bunch of movement. Your biggest movers up were the Colts and Saints, who each jumped up 5 spots. Dropping the most were the Pros and Bats who each tumbled 4 spots.

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Today, Baseball Owner Stickman is considered a fugitive of the law as local police forces are searching for him.    Earlier this morning, residents of Oklahoma City complained to law enforcement about a "Strange man in dinosaur pajamas", wearing a Decent Value brand children's halloween US war helmet.   He was followed by several large bodyguards, some random civilians wrapped in white jackets, and the recently announced New York Blackbirds Ass Coach, Billy Hickenbottom, who recently set the Guinness Book of World Records for being "The Most Disgusting Man Alive".  

Apparently, Stickman was marching throughout the city bellowing, "THIS FINAL STRAW THAT BREAK DONKEY'S BACK!!!  DAN O'MAC HAS INSULTED BLACKBIRDIES FOR FINAL TIME!!!", in reference to the fact that the New York Blackbirds were dropped in the rankings and are now ranked below the Arizona Thunderbirds and Oakland Squirrels despite having just beaten the two teams in back to back weeks.   

"YOU WAS WARNED, OKC MAC!!! NOW THAT STICKBOY REALLY AN-GR-Y, YOU GET THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!!!".   He turned to his bodyguards, the insane asylum escapees, and Billy Hickenbottom, "GENTLEMAN!!!   JOIN ME BY READYING YOUR WEAPONS!!!  OKLAHOMA CITY, PREPARE FOR OUR WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION!!!"

The others did as they were told, dropped their pants, and farted as loudly as possible, Hickenbottom's being particularly wet sounding.   There are no causalities or injuries from this attack, though several people as far as 50 feet away did complain of a foul odor.  While police did have to wear their hazmat suits in order to get to the scene, they were able to quickly apprehend everyone but the Stickman, who reportedly fled the scene after leaving his now-brown bottomed dinosaur pajamas behind.  

If you have any information on the Stickman's whereabouts, you are requested to call your local authorities immediately, as he is considered alarmed and extremely annoying.   Be on the lookout!

POWER RANKINGS TIME! Still in the top spot is the Oklahoma City Bison, and still at the bottom is the floundering Milwaukee Muskies. Three teams moved up the most, each moving up three spots, the Kansas City Colts, the Montreal Saints, and the Houston Bats. Your big faller this week is the Philadelphia Keystones, who dropped 5 spots.

Well, we couldn't put a bow on the 02 seed last week, but with a win, or a tie, or a Squirrels loss or tie, the Las Vegas Atoms will be able to wrap up a home game next week. While the Squirrels face a tough test in the red-hot Saints, we don't want to get complacent as we continue our road trip out to Raleigh to take on the Griffins. If nothing else, we'll be looking to get back on track for the playoffs next week. Leading the charge this week is ... K‌ike, what are you doing? C'mon, man, this is serious. #UpAndAtom

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And it's playoff time! The Oklahoma City Bison will be looking to buck the Dan O'Mac trend of losing in the first round of the playoffs! I believe in them, and you should too! In a case of deja vu, we're opening the playoffs the same way we opened the regular season: at home against the Los Angeles Condors. Things didn't go the Bison's way in that one, but since then we've added star rookies Michael Harris, Vaughn Grissom, and Vinnie Pasquantino. We got our young pitching staff ready to go, and our bullpen is revamped. We added Kyle Schwarber for that big pop at the top of the lineup. And we still have that core we drafted to carry the team. We're not just good, We Are OK! Showing off the standard cream homes is number 2 in your programs, number 1 in your hearts, star shortstop Xander Bogaerts!

Last edited by Dan O'Mac (9/12/2022 11:33 am)