Man, it must be nice over there in the American League, knowing who you're going to play in the first round well in advance. We in Vegas had to wait until 02:30 CCDT (Canon Coast Daylight Time) to figure that out. Hopefully we can take advantage of the Saints' having flown from Oakland to New York only to find out that they then had to fly back to Las Vegas. In any case, this will be a revenge game for the Atoms, as we lost to Montréal all the way back in Week 05. While our teams may look very different now, our uniforms will look the same, as we break out the black jerseys once again. Featured this week is superutilityman Christian Arroyo, who can play just about anywhere - just don't put him in right field.

Man, what is it with the NL and ties? We had a tie at the end of the regular season, and now we've had a tie in the first round. Personally, I try to stay away from ties because I find them uncomfortable and I can never remember how to do a Windsor knot anyway. Thanks to their home field advantage, New York has moved on from their tie with Oakland, and the Atoms get to face them this week. It'll be a continuation of the Atoms' playoff revenge tour; just like we lost to the Saints in the regular season, we lost to the Blackbirds as well, and if we beat them, we lost to both remaining AL teams too. It's been going well so far, and hopefully we can continue the momentum from our 08-02 win last week. We haven't spotlighted relief pitching in a while, so here's RP/OF Brandon Hughes. #UpAndAtom

Last edited by ItDoesntMatter (9/19/2022 11:29 am)

Baseball Stickman made a surprise (and somewhat strange, considering his previous behavior in Oklahoma City still had him on their local authorities' most wanted list) return to the public eye today with a simple announcement while speaking in a clearly fake Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. 

"They bet against us last weeks against Squirrelly and the Chipmunks!   They bet against us against Nuke-U-Ler boys this weeks!!!   They probably bet against us against Funky Monks and Mike Bison team next weeks!!!" (Editor's Quote: We believe Squirrelly and the Chipmunks refers to the Oakland Squirrels, Nuke-U-Ler boys to the Las Vegas Atoms, Funky Monks to the Detroit Deacons and Mike Bison team to the OKC Bison) 

"But me tells this NOW!    New York Blackbirdies wins again!!!!  I has TRAIL-PARK PSYCHICS and SCIENCE that tell me so!  Then respect us, you SHALL!!!!!!!"  

The police arrived to take him into custody.

"OH NOES!!!!   I gotta........ GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!   I climax speech later!   I'LL BE RETURN!!!"   (Editor's Note: Yes, he really did misquote the bloody obvious Terminator reference.   This is why he'll a failed actor).  He screamed as he jumped into an actual helicopter (that somehow nobody noticed due to his insane ramblings) and escaped.   

"ALSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Stickman screamed while flying away, "WE WEAR BLACKBIRD PINSTRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!    BECAUSE THAT LOOKS DOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!!!" 

That is all.

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The Bison win the pennant! With a dominating 8.5-1.5 win over the Deacons, the Oklahoma City Bison advance to the Alt Series against the Las Vegas Atoms. We went to their crater last month and came away with the win. Now we host them at Cox Ballpark for all the marbles. The Bison will be wearing their home creams, showcased as the jerseys were for the Fields of the Future game by top hitter Kyle Schwarber. #WeAreOK

Last edited by Dan O'Mac (10/02/2022 10:56 am)

Has the World Series been played yet?