Buffalo selects Evan McPherson, K

The Tennessee Copperheads select Jarmin Davis - LB - Kentucky / Washington Football Team

Back in the Mallards' war-room, we heard the sound of an Alphorn, with owner Michael Burmy's distinctive voice doing the "RICOLAAAA!" yodel.  As the door was left open a crack, the reporters were able to see that Mr. Flerken playing the alphorn, which Burmy admitted to having him buy (along with some lederhosen for the both of them) after his throat healed up.  So caught up in the mood, he decided to make a pick they'd never forget, yodeled to the same tune of that jingle.

"With the 30th oooverall piiick" *alphorn sound*
"The Milwaukee Maaallards seleeect" *alphorn*
"Rooondale Mooore" *alphorn*
"Wide receiiiver, Purduuue" *alphorn*

After a bit of a breather, Burmy still wasn't done.

"The New Yooo-" But Flerken certainly was, insisting that Burmy make this next call normally or he'd have to do it with no assistant.  With a loud sigh, Burmy complied.

"The New York Emperors are on the clock."

As the two headed back, Burmy was seen feverishly explaining to Flerken, "Hey, I was just trying to one-up Dan O'Mac...you know us Wisconsinites are all brothers, and we have to embarrass and one-up them at least once perk week.  It's in our contract."

Gritty wrote:

Hubbard to Carolina is the first player taken from the Big XII. The PAC 12 still hasn't had a selection. Meanwhile Alabama has 5.

My second choice for that pick was USC's Amon-Ra St. Brown, so...