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3/21/2021 10:18 pm  #61


Re: AltBA Discussion Thread

I feel the Pain.


 

3/21/2021 10:18 pm  #62


Re: AltBA Discussion Thread

TargetToad wrote:

Here's what teams are left:
Denver Mountaineers
Los Angeles Olympians
Louisville Spirits
Indiana Cardinals
Philadelphia Gladiators

And here are the remaining owners:
20: Sevsdast
21: Direbear
22: Dan O'Mac
23: Bidoof/Magic
24: TT (me)

Replace Philly with Pittsburgh.

     Thread Starter
 

3/21/2021 10:21 pm  #63


Re: AltBA Discussion Thread

Thank you QCS



 
 

3/21/2021 10:22 pm  #64


Re: AltBA Discussion Thread

ItDoesntMatter wrote:

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

Wake up everyone! Drama is happening!

*sets building on fire*
*pulls fire alarm*

 
*dumps gasoline onto fire*
*leaves it to burn*
*forges an insurance policy in Kjell’s (Section30’s) name for the crispy AHSylum*
*gets in car*
*eats m&ms*
*drives to local Circle K*
*literally waltzes in*
*buys drink and more m&ms*
*pulls deadly firearm weapon on cashier and demands money*
*cashier makes the dubious claim that my firearm is a super soaker full of chocolate pudding with a kitchen knife taped to it*
*threatens him with “Philadelphia Phrowdown” if he does not comply*
*tells me he will call the police if I do not leave right now*
*”Philadelphia Phrowdowns” cashier*
*cashier crawls to register and hands it to me*
*begs me for mercy and tells me my horrific actions won’t bring Spongebob back*
*squirts warm chocolate pudding at him with super soaker*
*leaves Circle K*
*goes home*
*gets on ipad*
*types factual record of shenanigans in response to a joke*
*gets berated by other posters*
Epic

Last edited by ThisIsFine (3/21/2021 10:23 pm)


Inmate and Official Riot Provoker of the AHSylum
 

3/21/2021 11:19 pm  #65


Re: AltBA Discussion Thread

Section reacted to Edgeworth's pick the way Eagles fans respond to every minor inconvinience, so he shoulf fit right in in Philly

 

3/21/2021 11:21 pm  #66


Re: AltBA Discussion Thread

sportsfan7 wrote:

Section reacted to Edgeworth's pick the way Eagles fans respond to every minor inconvinience, so he shoulf fit right in in Philly

 


Inmate and Official Riot Provoker of the AHSylum
 

3/21/2021 11:34 pm  #67


Re: AltBA Discussion Thread

EnigmatiCorp "Our business, is never your business".

 


Owner of the Texas Jackalopes 
2008-2009 AltBA Champions
 

3/22/2021 4:24 am  #68


Re: AltBA Discussion Thread

sportsfan7 wrote:

Section reacted to Edgeworth's pick the way Eagles fans respond to every minor inconvinience, so he shoulf fit right in in Philly

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Last edited by Stickman (3/22/2021 4:26 am)




 

3/22/2021 7:50 am  #69


Re: AltBA Discussion Thread

ThisIsFine wrote:

ItDoesntMatter wrote:

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

Wake up everyone! Drama is happening!

*sets building on fire*
*pulls fire alarm*

 
*dumps gasoline onto fire*
*leaves it to burn*
*forges an insurance policy in Section30’s name for the crispy AHSylum*
*gets in car*
*eats m&ms*
*drives to local Circle K*
*literally waltzes in*
*buys drink and more m&ms*
*pulls deadly firearm weapon on cashier and demands money*
*cashier makes the dubious claim that my firearm is a super soaker full of chocolate pudding with a kitchen knife taped to it*
*threatens him with “Philadelphia Phrowdown” if he does not comply*
*tells me he will call the police if I do not leave right now*
*”Philadelphia Phrowdowns” cashier*
*cashier crawls to register and hands it to me*
*begs me for mercy and tells me my horrific actions won’t bring Spongebob back*
*squirts warm chocolate pudding at him with super soaker*
*leaves Circle K*
*goes home*
*gets on ipad*
*types factual record of shenanigans in response to a joke*
*gets berated by other posters*
Epic

 
Why would I need to forge an insurance policy? I own the AHSylum




Charlotte Racers (2016 AltHL Champions) St. Louis Explorers (2000 & 2011 AltBowl Champions) Minnesota Giants (2000, 2004, 2006 & 2014 AltBA Champions)
"The prosecution is ready, Your Honor. That is a pepper, of course."
 

3/22/2021 8:03 am  #70


Re: AltBA Discussion Thread

ThisIsFine wrote:

ItDoesntMatter wrote:

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

Wake up everyone! Drama is happening!

*sets building on fire*
*pulls fire alarm*

 
*dumps gasoline onto fire*
*leaves it to burn*
*forges an insurance policy in Kjell’s (Section30’s) name for the crispy AHSylum*
*gets in car*
*eats m&ms*
*drives to local Circle K*
*literally waltzes in*
*buys drink and more m&ms*
*pulls deadly firearm weapon on cashier and demands money*
*cashier makes the dubious claim that my firearm is a super soaker full of chocolate pudding with a kitchen knife taped to it*
*threatens him with “Philadelphia Phrowdown” if he does not comply*
*tells me he will call the police if I do not leave right now*
*”Philadelphia Phrowdowns” cashier*
*cashier crawls to register and hands it to me*
*begs me for mercy and tells me my horrific actions won’t bring Spongebob back*
*squirts warm chocolate pudding at him with super soaker*
*leaves Circle K*
*goes home*
*gets on ipad*
*types factual record of shenanigans in response to a joke*
*gets berated by other posters*
Epic

Well, that is one badass way to throw a tantrum Section30
 




 
 

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