The Dallas Bandits would like to announce this small trade block:
RB James Conner (24)
WR Davante Adams (24) {NEW}
DL Sam Hubbard (4)
 K Matt Gay (4) 
K Wil Lutz (1)

Draft capital would be nice, but I'm also willing to take on a little more salary for one of these lads.

With the 29th pick, the Dallas Bandits select WR Jonathan Mingo, University of Somewhere Else.

The Minnesota Gemini would like to host the Fields of the Future game at eighteen different stadiums, including a half-inning at each of the following: The 3M in Eden Prairie, the twelve Gemini Youth Fund fields around Minnesota, the fields of the Gemini minor-league affiliates, municipal ballparks in Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the home field of the "visiting" team, should the bottom of the ninth inning be necessary.

Minnesota Agricultural and Mechanical University are proud to partner with a roughly equal powerhouse in terms of academic performance, Yale University. Y'know, the achronistic scholar JamHeronArk was accepted into Yale once ...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Milwaukee. Milwaukee who? Milwaukee takes the one spot.