LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-
In a rare public display, the normally reserved "Stickman" (the nameless 33 year old man whose true identity is unknown and whose vast finances despite working as a hospital patient registar have been under scrutiny- rumors from him winning the lottery to being involved in the local mafia have surfaced) made the expected announcement today that he has acquired the rights to become an owner of the AltHL's new league.
For weeks, it was speculated that he would be invited as a potential owner and rumors to which market he would choose have run rampant. Cities such as San Francisco, Philadelphia, and New York had all been cities he'd been linked to, although it was thought that due to his close proximity to Chicago, that city may have originally been his first choice. It was a slight surprise then, when Stickman declared he would open up shop in Los Angeles, citing it's massive market size and rich economy.
The new hockey team will be known as the Titans, and shall wear purple, gold, and black. It's uniform and logo were also on display during this press conference. While the jersey is seen as a big hit with the new fanbase ("Lovin' the stylish stripes! Really unique!" stated one fan) the logo has drawn mixed reviews from Twitter, ("I know what it's supposed to be, but that logo just looks like a spartan wearing a purple turban!" one user remarked). They will play in the brand new Corporate Bank Arena, an innovative new stadium approach that is designed to be able to host football, baseball, basketball, soccer, and hockey games with its patented Roller Floor technology.
Stickman's speech was, as usual for his public appearances, short and to the point. After providing details on his new franchise, he stated he was looking forward to bringing many champions to the rich sporting city of Los Angeles, thanked commissioner Gritty for allowing him into the league, and then immediately walked from the podium surrounded by his bodyguards before further questions could be asked of his latest scandal involving a raccoon, a nun, and a 32 ounce can of peanut butter.