Alternate History Sports / Good If It Goes: The Story of the OBA

**Posted by HWULA** 3/25/2023 9:59 am

1976 OCS Finals

In a decisive OCS Finals, the Moonmen ran away with their second consecutive title. From the jump, Mescudi sprinted to a 18-point lead at half and never looked back. While Hitts Weckerthaul was nothing short of spectacular (21 points, 7 assists), it was Mescudi's big man Nicholas Laundale who commanded the court. Laundale, standing at 6'11", tallied 31 points to accompany 13 rebounds and another 5 assists on his own. The Moonmen make OBA history as the first team to win back-to-back OCS Finals! Congratulations!

The team celebrated at TacoTown.

Mescudi Moonmen Championship Banner

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 3/25/2023 10:02 am

Is TacoTown what Waffle House would be if it merged with Taco Bell? Either way, congrats to them Moonbois

**Posted by HWULA** 3/25/2023 10:14 am

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
Is TacoTown what Waffle House would be if it merged with Taco Bell? Either way, congrats to them Moonbois

It's Taco Bell's menu with Waffle House hours and moments that make you go "this could only happen at a Waffle House."

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 3/25/2023 10:18 am

HWULA wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
Is TacoTown what Waffle House would be if it merged with Taco Bell? Either way, congrats to them Moonbois
It's Taco Bell's menu with Waffle House hours and moments that make you go "this could only happen at a Waffle House."

Perfection. Where else can you go to get the new Crunchwrap Cool Ranch Doritos Baja Blast Quesarito Supreme Grande and witness some crackhead fight the employees, only interruption being you have to go to the toilet because that food is going out as quick as it went in?

**Posted by HWULA** 3/25/2023 10:24 am

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
HWULA wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
Is TacoTown what Waffle House would be if it merged with Taco Bell? Either way, congrats to them Moonbois
It's Taco Bell's menu with Waffle House hours and moments that make you go "this could only happen at a Waffle House."

Perfection. Where else can you go to get the new Crunchwrap Cool Ranch Doritos Baja Blast Quesarito Supreme Grande and witness some crackhead fight the employees, only interruption being you have to go to the toilet because that food is going out as quick as it went in?

You won't find it. Only at TacoTown.

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 3/27/2023 8:01 am

HWULA wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
HWULA wrote:

It's Taco Bell's menu with Waffle House hours and moments that make you go "this could only happen at a Waffle House."

Perfection. Where else can you go to get the new Crunchwrap Cool Ranch Doritos Baja Blast Quesarito Supreme Grande and witness some crackhead fight the employees, only interruption being you have to go to the toilet because that food is going out as quick as it went in?
You won't find it. Only at TacoTown.

Darn right. Simply fantastic.

**Posted by HWULA** 3/29/2023 4:19 pm

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
HWULA wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

Perfection. Where else can you go to get the new Crunchwrap Cool Ranch Doritos Baja Blast Quesarito Supreme Grande and witness some crackhead fight the employees, only interruption being you have to go to the toilet because that food is going out as quick as it went in?
You won't find it. Only at TacoTown.

Darn right. Simply fantastic.

**Posted by ItDoesntMatter** 3/29/2023 4:30 pm

HWULA wrote:

I like this

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 3/31/2023 3:13 pm

HWULA wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
HWULA wrote:

You won't find it. Only at TacoTown.

Darn right. Simply fantastic.

Now this, this I enjoy. I enjoy this a lot.

**Posted by HWULA** 4/01/2023 2:27 pm

1977 Offseason
The Table in The Back Room of The Bar of The River Galloway held the annual meetings. Nothing of note. Everyone had a jolly good time and was particularly pleased with how things had progressed in the league's short history. Murdlock's Cameron Murphy Jr. questioned the role of TacoTown in the league's lore, to which reigning champion and MVP Hitts Weckerthaul replied, "if you had actually eaten there in your life... you'd understand."

No other news to report!