Football Owner Stickman, flanked as usual by his prized wiener dogs, Ketchup and Mustard, announces today that, for the first time, the Los Angeles Sabercats will be dictating what they will be wearing next week when they face the Toronto Beavers.
"We may not have any fancy graphics, but I'm happy to announce that the Sabercats will be wearing their black helmet, black jerseys, and gold pants in this matchup with the Beavers. We figure that instead of letting the other teams tell us what to wear, maybe by choosing for ourselves-being the home team and all this week- maybe we can turn our misfortunes around!"
Critics point out that while it's nice Los Angeles is actually picking their own clothes for themselves, the Sabercats will turn their misfortunes around more quickly with better player management- they've left 122.25 points on the bench due to playing the wrong athletes through just 3 weeks.
Last edited by Stickman (9/28/2022 9:36 am)