ThisIsFine wrote:
ItDoesntMatter wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
Wake up everyone! Drama is happening!
*sets building on fire*
*pulls fire alarm*
*dumps gasoline onto fire*
*leaves it to burn*
*forges an insurance policy in Section30’s name for the crispy AHSylum*
*gets in car*
*eats m&ms*
*drives to local Circle K*
*literally waltzes in*
*buys drink and more m&ms*
*pulls deadly firearm weapon on cashier and demands money*
*cashier makes the dubious claim that my firearm is a super soaker full of chocolate pudding with a kitchen knife taped to it*
*threatens him with “Philadelphia Phrowdown” if he does not comply*
*tells me he will call the police if I do not leave right now*
*”Philadelphia Phrowdowns” cashier*
*cashier crawls to register and hands it to me*
*begs me for mercy and tells me my horrific actions won’t bring Spongebob back*
*squirts warm chocolate pudding at him with super soaker*
*leaves Circle K*
*goes home*
*gets on ipad*
*types factual record of shenanigans in response to a joke*
*gets berated by other posters*
Epic
Why would I need to forge an insurance policy? I own the AHSylum


Charlotte Racers (2016 AltHL Champions) St. Louis Explorers (2000 & 2011 AltBowl Champions) Minnesota Giants (2000, 2004, 2006 & 2014 AltBA Champions)
"The prosecution is ready, Your Honor.
That is a pepper, of course."