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**Posted by Gritty** 9/14/2020 5:33 pm

Ha I can't imagine any bias against Portland. Despite them be rep'd by the Cowboys....

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 9/14/2020 6:48 pm

ThisIsFine wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
Steelman wrote:

This Gritty guy got serious bias against Portland. Who elected him Commish of two leagues? Unfathomable! Me and Red Hydrant are gonna investigate this matter.

Me: Mrs. Irene! Find some dirt on this Gritty character!

*sigh* I’m not going anywhere near this case...

You will.

Cause if we we don’t, the blackmailer said our old business partner Crabby the Crab’s gonna get steamed.

Is he having a crab party? In that case, I think I’ll join your blackmailer.

**Posted by ThisIsFine** 9/14/2020 6:50 pm

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
ThisIsFine wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

*sigh* I’m not going anywhere near this case...

You will.

Cause if we we don’t, the blackmailer said our old business partner Crabby the Crab’s gonna get steamed.

Is he having a crab party? In that case, I think I’ll join your blackmailer.

This was the latest photo they had of him! He’s probably tied to a chair by now!

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 9/14/2020 7:14 pm

ThisIsFine wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
ThisIsFine wrote:

You will.

Cause if we we don’t, the blackmailer said our old business partner Crabby the Crab’s gonna get steamed.

Is he having a crab party? In that case, I think I’ll join your blackmailer.

This was the latest photo they had of him! He’s probably tied to a chair by now!

Sorry, the luxury of crab legs awaits me.

**Posted by ThisIsFine** 9/14/2020 7:27 pm

R.I.P.
Crabby the chain-smoking crab
1969-2020

Miles Edgeworth will be tried for being an accomplice to murder next week.

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**Posted by ANDY!** 9/14/2020 7:32 pm

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**Posted by Burmy87** 9/14/2020 7:46 pm

Back-to-back playoff berths for the Sack Quacks...and look who we got

We're ready for you, STL...you've always been a power in this league, but your sun looks like it's setting while ours looks like it's rising...hope you're ready for a wild flight.

**Posted by Osgiliath Guard** 9/14/2020 7:59 pm

Dan O'Mac wrote:
And now... your 2008 Starting Quarterbacks:

Boston Nightriders : John Elway / Bubby Brister
Buffalo Bolts : Danny Kanell / Kent Graham
Carolina Reapers : Rich Gannon / Elvis Grbac
New York Emperors : Ryan Leaf / Craig Whelihan
Philadelphia Brawlers : Kordell Stewart
Toronto Beavers : Brett Favre

Birmingham Vulcans : Tony Banks / Steve Bono
Dallas Bandits : Kerry Collins / Danny Wuerffel / Billy Joe Tolliver / Billy Joe Hobert
Miami Hammerheads : Jake Plummer
Orlando Galactics : Jim Harbaugh / Eric Zeier
San Antonio Phantoms : Dan Marino
Tennessee Copperheads : Drew Bledsoe / Scott Zolak

Chicago Cyclone : Randall Cunningham / Brad Johnson
Kansas City Scarecrows : Bobby Hoying / Koy Detmer / Rodney Peete
Kentucky Stallions : Warren Moon / Jon Kitna / John Friesz
Milwaukee Mallards : Trent Dilfer
Minnesota Voyageurs : Neil O'Donnell / Paul Justin / Jeff Blake
St. Louis Explorers : Steve Young / Ty Detmer

Arizona Scorpions : Trent Green / Gus Frerotte
Los Angeles Sabercats : Jeff George / Donald Hollas / Wade Wilson
Portland Grizzlies : Troy Aikman / Jason Garrett
San Diego Destroyers : Vinny Testaverde / Glenn Foley
Seattle Steelheads : Chris Chandler / Steve DeBerg / Tony Graziani
Utah Raptors : Charlie Batch / Frank Reich / Scott Mitchell

Darn it! Thought I recognized another QB! Got him mixed with a former Sens player....🙄 oi vey.

**Posted by Thehealthiestscratch** 9/14/2020 8:34 pm

Osgiliath Guard wrote:
Dan O'Mac wrote:
And now... your 2008 Starting Quarterbacks:

Boston Nightriders : John Elway / Bubby Brister
Buffalo Bolts : Danny Kanell / Kent Graham
Carolina Reapers : Rich Gannon / Elvis Grbac
New York Emperors : Ryan Leaf / Craig Whelihan
Philadelphia Brawlers : Kordell Stewart
Toronto Beavers : Brett Favre

Birmingham Vulcans : Tony Banks / Steve Bono
Dallas Bandits : Kerry Collins / Danny Wuerffel / Billy Joe Tolliver / Billy Joe Hobert
Miami Hammerheads : Jake Plummer
Orlando Galactics : Jim Harbaugh / Eric Zeier
San Antonio Phantoms : Dan Marino
Tennessee Copperheads : Drew Bledsoe / Scott Zolak

Chicago Cyclone : Randall Cunningham / Brad Johnson
Kansas City Scarecrows : Bobby Hoying / Koy Detmer / Rodney Peete
Kentucky Stallions : Warren Moon / Jon Kitna / John Friesz
Milwaukee Mallards : Trent Dilfer
Minnesota Voyageurs : Neil O'Donnell / Paul Justin / Jeff Blake
St. Louis Explorers : Steve Young / Ty Detmer

Arizona Scorpions : Trent Green / Gus Frerotte
Los Angeles Sabercats : Jeff George / Donald Hollas / Wade Wilson
Portland Grizzlies : Troy Aikman / Jason Garrett
San Diego Destroyers : Vinny Testaverde / Glenn Foley
Seattle Steelheads : Chris Chandler / Steve DeBerg / Tony Graziani
Utah Raptors : Charlie Batch / Frank Reich / Scott Mitchell
Darn it! Thought I recognized another QB! Got him mixed with a former Sens player....🙄 oi vey.

No you’re right that Sens player hung up the skates to play pro pigskin toss. Don’t doubt yourself!

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 9/14/2020 8:52 pm

ThisIsFine wrote:
R.I.P.
Crabby the chain-smoking crab
1969-2020

Miles Edgeworth will be tried for being an accomplice to murder next week.

In regards to law, a crab is considered a consumable good. Therefore, your allegations of murder and blackmail are easily tossed out of court 100 times out of 100.