Alternate History Sports / AltFL Legacy

**Posted by ThisIsFine** 7/29/2020 2:18 pm

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
ThisIsFine wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

Are you sure they weren’t Explorers fans? There was a bunch of red at the stadium.

Explorers fans don’t have wave small Canadian flags, sorry.

Those were rally towels, we did them white with red designs this year.

Yeah, because Explorers fans would tie a dummy dressed as a Lewis and Clark-era pioneer to a big wooden pole in the parking lot, hang a sign on it saying “GOODBYE GOLIATH”, and then set it on fire as part of their pre-game tailgate activities.

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 7/29/2020 2:27 pm

ThisIsFine wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
ThisIsFine wrote:

Explorers fans don’t have wave small Canadian flags, sorry.

Those were rally towels, we did them white with red designs this year.

Yeah, because Explorers fans would tie a dummy dressed as a Lewis and Clark-era pioneer to a big wooden pole in the parking lot, hang a sign on it saying “GOODBYE GOLIATH”, and then set it on fire as part of their pre-game tailgate activities.

Funny, I saw a bunch of clotheslines holding dead beavers at the tailgate.

**Posted by ThisIsFine** 7/29/2020 2:34 pm

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
ThisIsFine wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

Those were rally towels, we did them white with red designs this year.

Yeah, because Explorers fans would tie a dummy dressed as a Lewis and Clark-era pioneer to a big wooden pole in the parking lot, hang a sign on it saying “GOODBYE GOLIATH”, and then set it on fire as part of their pre-game tailgate activities.

Funny, I saw a bunch of clotheslines holding dead beavers at the tailgate.

This is why no one likes you.

**Posted by QCS** 7/29/2020 2:45 pm

ThisIsFine wrote:
This is why no one likes you.

Let's all calm down here, it's only some fun. Careful neither of you goes too far.

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 7/29/2020 2:46 pm

ThisIsFine wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
ThisIsFine wrote:

Yeah, because Explorers fans would tie a dummy dressed as a Lewis and Clark-era pioneer to a big wooden pole in the parking lot, hang a sign on it saying “GOODBYE GOLIATH”, and then set it on fire as part of their pre-game tailgate activities.

Funny, I saw a bunch of clotheslines holding dead beavers at the tailgate.

This is why no one likes you.

You act like I care about being liked or not.

Edit: My apologies everyone, this has gone a bit too far.

Last edited by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth (7/29/2020 2:49 pm)

**Posted by ThisIsFine** 7/29/2020 6:23 pm

GoRedSox96 wrote:
ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:
ThisIsFine wrote:

This is why no one likes you.

You act like I care about being liked or not.

Edit: My apologies everyone, this has gone a bit too far.
Doo-doo-doo-doo Dora! Dora Dora the Explorer! Hahaha

That’s my boy.

**Posted by Gritty** 7/30/2020 8:29 am

The Semi Finals

Arizona Scorpions @ St. Louis Explorers

Scorpions Roster
HC - Joe Gibbs
11 - QB - Mark Rypien
21 - RB - Earnest Byner
81 - WR - Art Monk
83 - WR - Ricky Sanders
30 - RB - Brian Mitchell
27 - DB - Brad Edwards
54 - LB - Kurt Gouvela
58 - LB - Wilber Marshall
35 - DB - Martin Mayhew

Explorers Roster
HC - George Seifert
8 - QB - Steve Young
32 - RB - Ricky Watters
44 - FB - Tom Rathman
80 - WR - Jerry Rice
82 - WR - John Taylor
84 - TE - Brent Jones
41 - DB - Dave Whitmore
53 - LB - Bill Romanowski
92 - LB - Tim Harris
36 - DB - Merton Hanks
25 - DB - Eric Davis

Philadelphia Brawlers @ Dallas Bandits

Brawlers Roster
HC - Bill Cowher
14 - QB - Neil O'Donnell
29 - RB - Barry Foster
33 - FB - Merril Hoge
20 - WR - Dwight Stone
89 - WR - Ernie Mills
54 - LB - Hardy Nickerson
26 - DB - Rod Woodson
95 - LB - Greg Lloyd

Bandits Roster
HC - Jim Mora
3 - QB - Bobby Hebert
32 - RB - Vaughn Dunbar
21 - RB - Dalton Hilliard
89 - WR - Quinn Early
84 - WR - Eric Martin
51 - LB - Sam Mills
28 - DB - Gene Atkins
53 - LB - Vaughan Johnson
93 - DL - Wayne Martin

Last edited by Gritty (7/30/2020 8:29 am)

**Posted by JamHeronArk** 7/30/2020 8:46 am

I knew it was too good to be true. Also, the two teams Gritty manages make the AltBowl. Hmmm...

**Posted by ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth** 7/30/2020 8:48 am

Oof, another season just short. Oh well, gotta enjoy the playoffs while we last in them.

**Posted by Gritty** 7/30/2020 10:14 am

JamHeronArk wrote:
I knew it was too good to be true. Also, the two teams Gritty manages make the AltBowl. Hmmm...

Ha! I knew someone was going to mention that. Right up until I hit submit I was thinking about fudging the scores. Then I figured go with it. Luckily the Redskins (Scorpions) will not be good for much longer and this will probably never happen again.