*crash* Stone Cold here’s gonna tell y’all a little story. (WHAT?) Do y’all wanna hear a story? (WHAT?) If y’all wanna hear a story gimme a hell yeah. (HELL YEAH!) So the St. Louis Explorers. (WHAT?) Came into the season. (WHAT?) With a badass team. (WHAT?) I said with a badass team! (WHAT?) So they had all these guys. (WHAT?) Joe Montana. (WHAT?) Jerry Rice. (WHAT?). Ronnie Lott. (WHAT?) Bill Romanowski. (WHAT?) And all these other badasses! (WHAT?) So in the league. (WHAT?) This team. (WHAT?) This badass team! (WHAT?) Came in. (WHAT?) Beat the other teams’ asses! (WHAT?) Drank beer. (WHAT?) Drank whiskey. (WHAT?) Ate cheeseburgers. (WHAT?) Drank more beer. (WHAT?) Beat some other teams’ asses. (WHAT?) And dominated the league! (HELL YEAH!) And that’s the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!!
Thank you for the story, Stone Cold. Let’s hope the playoffs go well, although I don’t feel like it will...
Charlotte Racers (2016 AltHL Champions) St. Louis Explorers (2000 & 2011 AltBowl Champions) Minnesota Giants (2000, 2004, 2006 & 2014 AltBA Champions)
"The prosecution is ready, Your Honor.
That is a pepper, of course."
Darknes wrote:
