SEATTLE STEELHEADS GARAGE SALE
EVERYTHING IS 69% OFF
(with a trade-in of equal or greater value)
(also you should not expect these players to actually cost you any less when you submit your keepers, this metaphor is getting a bit overextended)
tl;dr: here are the players we are willing to trade along with their keeper value, listed here in order of projected fantasy points for the 2023-24 season, and therefore theoretically in order of their approximate value to you:
K Riley "the Lions don't score a lot of touchdowns, and he's only 23" Patterson ($3)
K Brett "you probably got the wrong impression of him from that one playoff game" Maher ($8)
DB Jalen "basically saved the Steelheads season last year" Thompson ($4)
LB Ja'Whaun "how is this guy our third best linebacker?" Bentley ($7)
TE Tyler "definitely better than the average tight end" Higbee ($10)
DL/LB Joey "man am I glad we got in a Bosa Deez Nuts Bowl while he wasn't injured" Bosa ($17)
WR Donovan "the Browns have too many wide receivers" Peoples-Jones ($1)
DB Cam "the Bungles have a really good defense" Taylor-Britt ($1)
DB Jason "had 1.5 sacks last season as a safety" Pinnock ($1)
RB Deon "if Jonathan Taylor isn't a Colt this season he might have some real value" Jackson ($1)
RB Raheem "could be solid if he gets playing time" Blackshear ($1)
RB Royce "started in the Alt/Bosa Deez Nuts Bowl" Freeman ($1)
RB Isaiah "at least he made it to the AltFL, unlike our other 2nd round rookie pick last year" Spiller ($2)
WR Devin "at least he returns kicks" Duvernay ($8)
RB Caleb "we definitely ended up with way too many crappy running backs last season" Huntley ($1)
also: feel free to ask about anybody not listed here but you'll have to make a really good deal if you wanna trade for a Tyreek Hill or a Nick Bolton
Last edited by ItDoesntMatter (8/25/2023 5:02 pm)