"Hello. Is this the Rooneys?" the president asked.
"Oh, yes. I'm assuming you're calling about the new team in Pittsburgh?"
"Yeah. What are we calling it?"
"Did you know that Pittsburgh was the starting place of the Lewis and Clark Expedition? I was thinking Pittsburgh Xpedition, y'know, without the E?"
"I was thinking something incredibly different, but that's a great name. Xpedition it is."
Then, the president dialed another phone number. Nobody answered.
"Aw man. Would've been awesome to have gotten Seattle in on this. Anyway, let's try Salt Lake City."
After a length talk with investors, he ended up with two teams. The Pittsburgh Xpedition and the Salt Lake Quakes, but the president wasn't done just yet. He founded two teams, the Cleveland Hunters and the Vancouver Venom.