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BREAKING:
Rugby with knives competition placed at continental breakfast... the pits of the donuts from Turkey have survived everyone else stabbed
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The Yellowknife Yellow Bats have finally retracted their name change appeal due to fear of being cursed by Rulebook Robert (the official oral rulebook of the Rugby With Knives). They will go by the Yellowknife Yellow Knives of the Greater Yellowknife Area Going Forward.
For clarity, "Going Forward" is part of Yellowknife's updated name.


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meanwhile in yukon. the whitehorse yellowbats are arguing that since their name is one word it's fine actually. they will stab rulebook robert if she disagrees
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a knive has passed their driver's exam in Ivanhoe, MN

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the new york times (like the newspaper) has decided to field a rugby with knives team. the roster will be as follows:
randall hu
tim watt
paul nguyen
dante ware
bill wye
eddie howe
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ironically the new york times (like the newspaper) did not do their research, only sending six players to their first match and arming them with butter knives. they have all (deceased)
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jimmy avocado will be thrilled that he was cut from the new york times (like the newspaper) rugby with knives team
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bill wye has been declared the die-nce guy
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a memorial continental breakfast has been announced
it will be on december 32nd and will honor everyone who has deceased or otherwise been (out weeks) over the course of this glorious 2025 rugby with knives season

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someone is to play here.
Last edited by H-Town1141 (12/17/2025 9:58 am)