A man put a knife inside a turkey sandwich at midfield as one of the teams in the game. A member of the opposing team picked up the turkey sandwich with the knife inside of it, bit the sandwich, and therefore stabbed themselves in the mouth. Turkey Sandwich wins the match.

Dan O'Mac wrote:

A man put a knife inside a turkey sandwich at midfield as one of the teams in the game. A member of the opposing team picked up the turkey sandwich with the knife inside of it, bit the sandwich, and therefore stabbed themselves in the mouth. Turkey Sandwich wins the match.

Congratulations to Turkey Sandwich. He has become the new victory meal at quiznos. More to come.

Due to a need to fill the rosters, Portland Rugby with Knives Club, from Portland, Oregon, and Portland Knives with Rugby Club, from Portland, Maine, have merged and have become the Portland Knives with Knives Club. They will play their home games roughly halfway between the two cities in Ivanhoe, Minnesota.

Gotta have them knifes

“Bats” is a racist slur. All teams named “Bats” are to be renamed.