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8/07/2020 10:06 pm  #81


Re: West Coast Elite Hockey League

I'm  beginning to think that these guys do NOT in fact, know hat the hell owning a hockey team encompasses entails. Please please please, for the love of DOG tell me I'm wrong!




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8/08/2020 4:10 pm  #82


Re: West Coast Elite Hockey League

Osgiliath Guard wrote:

I'm beginning to think that these guys do NOT in fact, know hat the hell owning a hockey team encompasses entails. Please please please, for the love of DOG tell me I'm wrong!

Unfortunately that is the world we live in... oh wait.... you get what I mean.

1954 Offseason Movement
Not many big trades or free agents to note this offseason. There were some odd owner interactions, though.
 
 
Trades
     A week after the season ended, Oakland and Las Vegas did a two for two switch of players with similar talents. They then waited two weeks to trade again, this time Vegas received two unknown prospects and sent over their backup goalie and a 7th round pick.
 
     The biggest shock of the offseason came when Arizona dealt their aging assistant captain, Chris Edmonds, to the Salt Lake Bees for Benjamin Zabotel, a fringe starting goalie. Arizona made this decision in reaction to finding out they would be losing their goalies from the previous season. In the weeks following the trade, both of Arizona’s loaned out goalies, Flint Powell and Ondrej Balogh, would return and beat Zabotel for the two positions. Powell played in 8 games the previous year, while Balogh has not had any WCEHL experience.
 
 

Free Agency
     Only one player raised eyebrows in the market this year, but most teams couldn’t justify approaching Shawn Urbair, the 1953/54 GAA winner. Teams like Las Vegas, San Diego and Oakland all had their anchors in the crease, and Arizona had enough goalies to join the wholesale business. This left TTHC and Salt Lake, both waiting on prospects under 25 to grow into the starting role. The Bees threw in a low offer, scaring Diggins and ultimately helping Urbair cash in by returning to his team for 7 more years. Only downside is that Diggins paid his signing bonus in gold nuggets. 
    
 

Day at The Track

     When we last saw Darknes he had just met Bugles Seagull, the most feared man in Vegas. Since this event, Darknes has transformed into a sidekick for Seagull, gaining favor by clearing the casino floors of other prominent establishments. Following the Flamingos loss in the WCEHL finals, Seagull had Darknes leave the tables to take part in rigorous leg and cardio workouts throughout the summer. Darknes trained side-by-side with Eoghan O’Hare (pronounced “Owen”), and both eventually became known as the “Pale Machines” by Bugle’s organization.
 
     In the days leading up to the start of the WCEHL season, the Pale Machines were called on by the boss. It was race day at the tracks, and it just so happened that Seagull’s horse had “tripped and broke a leg” after the animal gave the boss a dirty look. Eoghan and Darknes were instructed to enter the race using a two-man horse costume under the name of the horse with a broken leg, “The House”. 
 
     So, there they were, Darnes in the front and Eoghan in the back with a jockey placed awkwardly on top of them. Surely, the 33/1 underdog had no chance, but what if they pulled it off? The two busted out of the gate using the power of their tree trunk sized legs that were moving like motor pistons. They were leading the pack in the final stretch when O’Hara tripped on a hoof, resulting in the image of a horse pounding its front legs while the back legs flailed like a flag in the wind. Other’s would catch up, but it was too late. The duo would take the crown, winning their charitable organization stacks of cash. Seagull would later separate the two, saying “they deserve their own nicknames for their accomplishments". Darknes earned the title “The House” after the name of their horse, and Seagull’s claim that Darknes always wins. Eoghan would be named “Stumbles”.
 
A day before the season’s start date, Seagull held a conference where he claimed that his coach and general manager “never showed back up after the loss in the finals”. Because of this, Seagull ended up promoting his two new favorites. The House would become GM of the Las Vegas Flamingos, while Stumbles would serve under him as coach. The owners were uneasy about this action, but had no clue who owned Las Vegas so they couldn’t do much complaining. 
 
Only thing left that the WCEHL could do was play hockey, so they did!



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8/08/2020 4:20 pm  #83


Re: West Coast Elite Hockey League

Vegas is definitely the most bizarre team on here! Bring on 1954-55!




 
 

8/08/2020 4:28 pm  #84


Re: West Coast Elite Hockey League

After seeing Darknes, I’m quite worried about if I’ll be portrayed, and how.




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8/08/2020 4:30 pm  #85


Re: West Coast Elite Hockey League

ThisIsFine wrote:

After seeing Darknes, I’m quite worried about if I’ll be portrayed, and how.

 
Nah don’t worry. Darknes was just the front of the horse, Eoghan is also wearing his costume in the image.



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8/08/2020 9:53 pm  #86


Re: West Coast Elite Hockey League

Dude. Stop! I'm..... I'm.... Ooooh, I'm dyin agin!


Man, I love the story. Btw, Darknes, I've got a race coming up. Ottawa to Montreal on foot. I'll give you 49% of the earnings. Whatcha say?




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8/08/2020 10:26 pm  #87


Re: West Coast Elite Hockey League

Osgiliath Guard wrote:

Dude. Stop! I'm..... I'm.... Ooooh, I'm dyin agin!


Man, I love the story. Btw, Darknes, I've got a race coming up. Ottawa to Montreal on foot. I'll give you 49% of the earnings. Whatcha say?

How about Barrow, Alaska to Key West, Florida? Give you 100 million dollars if you make it




 
 

8/09/2020 2:26 pm  #88


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The 1954-55 season is going to be good!

 

8/09/2020 3:44 pm  #89


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1954/55 WCEHL Season

     The buzz by the media about the start of the WCEHL season was far more than any league representative had expected. After witnessing the storylines of the previous year, the public had caught curiosity, putting a lot of pressure on the Bees and Grizzlies in the opening game of their campaigns. Unlike last year, the two would receive the approval from spectators, presenting a game that had a combined 9 goals and a late third period game winner by, league favorite, Billy McGorrie. This game would be the ribbon cut on a season that will go done in WCEHL history… much like any other season played in the league, because that is kind of how history works.
 
     Last year was headlined by McGorrie’s maniac scoring, and this year Anastasio Moran would pick up where the other left off. Although the Flamingos would have a rollercoaster season, dealing with 5 losses and 2 ties in the first month of play, Moran carried the shaky Flamingos during this uncertain time. The Vegas captain showed a 13-game point streak to start the season, putting up 13 goals and 19 assists during the span of time. The Flamingos would fluff their feathers, storming to the finish line, ending the season at first with a ten-point gap between them and second.
 
     In second, leading for a majority of the season, was the Arizona Tribe. All the usual suspects were found pushing the squad, with Benoit taking on a larger role in the point category than last year, but the true standout was 19-year-old, Frank Olesen. The 14th overall pick in the 1954 draft claimed the second highest scoring spot from both Riekstins and Zimmerman, tallying 30 on the year. At Arizona’s highest point, both Vegas and them had a 12-point lead over the rest of the league. Unfortunately, lighting would strike twice for the desert boys, when they pulled off another steep decline in the final stretch, despite having a four headed monster this time around. Luckily, Vegas would spare them, cutting off Oakland’s 8 game win streak at the end of the season to slam the door on any hopes the Patriots had to make the finals.
 
     Speaking of this year’s team to be on the back end of the one-point joke, Oakland made a ginormous leap over the offseason. Sgt. Johnson might not know hockey, but he knows drills, and the workouts put together for his team were something unheard of for the time. Kenny Corderey, who's now 24, was full of piss and vinegar, running his team like a machine… and gaining a less than ideal UTI from the mixture… but that’s ok! The good ol’ boys would stick with the big two the whole year, gaining the right to claim best of the second-tier clubs.
 
     California would drop a spot, showing signs their team might not be what they introduced the previous year. McGorrie was fourth in points and second in scoring, but it would not be enough when factoring in his lack of support. The largest disappointment would come from their big ticket resign, Shawn Urbair. The goalie was not able to replicate his production, making the club feel uneasy about his lengthy contract.
 
     Usually a pair of twos is not ideal, but Salt Lake removed their “laughing stock” label by riding their second-round picks from the previous seasons straight to the bank. The duo of Cory Hornbury and Larry Rogers combined for 73 points, being enough to land Rogers a Rookie of the Year award. 
 
     Two Towns rightfully struggled due to an inept roster, but San Diego was an oddity. The Canners had the strongest goalie tandem on paper, a prospect pool regarded as the best in the league, and Hal Tapping maturing into a leader, but nothing came of it. The final game of the season was the first time anyone had seen anger from Tin Canton. After the loss, many witnesses said he threw his handkerchief on the ground, and exclaimed, “FUDGE”! This was followed by 15 minutes of fetal positioned sobbing.
 
     Different story, same result. Who will be the one to cause devastation in the desert? Is it the circus, circus coming out of Vegas, or the 4 headed monster that makes folklore beasts look like children’s tales?   



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8/09/2020 4:08 pm  #90


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Let’s go Tribe! Make Flamingo meat out of em




 
 

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