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Ha I can't imagine any bias against Portland. Despite them be rep'd by the Cowboys....
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ThisIsFine wrote:
This Gritty guy got serious bias against Portland. Who elected him Commish of two leagues? Unfathomable! Me and Red Hydrant are gonna investigate this matter.
Me: Mrs. Irene! Find some dirt on this Gritty character!
*sigh* I’m not going anywhere near this case...
You will.
Cause if we we don’t, the blackmailer said our old business partner Crabby the Crab’s gonna get steamed.
Is he having a crab party? In that case, I think I’ll join your blackmailer.
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*sigh* I’m not going anywhere near this case...
You will.
Cause if we we don’t, the blackmailer said our old business partner Crabby the Crab’s gonna get steamed.
Is he having a crab party? In that case, I think I’ll join your blackmailer.
This was the latest photo they had of him! He’s probably tied to a chair by now!
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You will.
Cause if we we don’t, the blackmailer said our old business partner Crabby the Crab’s gonna get steamed.
Is he having a crab party? In that case, I think I’ll join your blackmailer.
This was the latest photo they had of him! He’s probably tied to a chair by now!
Sorry, the luxury of crab legs awaits me.
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R.I.P.
Crabby the chain-smoking crab
1969-2020
Miles Edgeworth will be tried for being an accomplice to murder next week.
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Back-to-back playoff berths for the Sack Quacks...and look who we got 
We're ready for you, STL...you've always been a power in this league, but your sun looks like it's setting while ours looks like it's rising...hope you're ready for a wild flight.
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And now... your 2008 Starting Quarterbacks:
Boston Nightriders : John Elway / Bubby Brister
Buffalo Bolts : Danny Kanell / Kent Graham
Carolina Reapers : Rich Gannon / Elvis Grbac
New York Emperors : Ryan Leaf / Craig Whelihan
Philadelphia Brawlers : Kordell Stewart
Toronto Beavers : Brett Favre
Birmingham Vulcans : Tony Banks / Steve Bono
Dallas Bandits : Kerry Collins / Danny Wuerffel / Billy Joe Tolliver / Billy Joe Hobert
Miami Hammerheads : Jake Plummer
Orlando Galactics : Jim Harbaugh / Eric Zeier
San Antonio Phantoms : Dan Marino
Tennessee Copperheads : Drew Bledsoe / Scott Zolak
Chicago Cyclone : Randall Cunningham / Brad Johnson
Kansas City Scarecrows : Bobby Hoying / Koy Detmer / Rodney Peete
Kentucky Stallions : Warren Moon / Jon Kitna / John Friesz
Milwaukee Mallards : Trent Dilfer
Minnesota Voyageurs : Neil O'Donnell / Paul Justin / Jeff Blake
St. Louis Explorers : Steve Young / Ty Detmer
Arizona Scorpions : Trent Green / Gus Frerotte
Los Angeles Sabercats : Jeff George / Donald Hollas / Wade Wilson
Portland Grizzlies : Troy Aikman / Jason Garrett
San Diego Destroyers : Vinny Testaverde / Glenn Foley
Seattle Steelheads : Chris Chandler / Steve DeBerg / Tony Graziani
Utah Raptors : Charlie Batch / Frank Reich / Scott Mitchell
Darn it! Thought I recognized another QB! Got him mixed with a former Sens player....🙄 oi vey.
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And now... your 2008 Starting Quarterbacks:
Boston Nightriders : John Elway / Bubby Brister
Buffalo Bolts : Danny Kanell / Kent Graham
Carolina Reapers : Rich Gannon / Elvis Grbac
New York Emperors : Ryan Leaf / Craig Whelihan
Philadelphia Brawlers : Kordell Stewart
Toronto Beavers : Brett Favre
Birmingham Vulcans : Tony Banks / Steve Bono
Dallas Bandits : Kerry Collins / Danny Wuerffel / Billy Joe Tolliver / Billy Joe Hobert
Miami Hammerheads : Jake Plummer
Orlando Galactics : Jim Harbaugh / Eric Zeier
San Antonio Phantoms : Dan Marino
Tennessee Copperheads : Drew Bledsoe / Scott Zolak
Chicago Cyclone : Randall Cunningham / Brad Johnson
Kansas City Scarecrows : Bobby Hoying / Koy Detmer / Rodney Peete
Kentucky Stallions : Warren Moon / Jon Kitna / John Friesz
Milwaukee Mallards : Trent Dilfer
Minnesota Voyageurs : Neil O'Donnell / Paul Justin / Jeff Blake
St. Louis Explorers : Steve Young / Ty Detmer
Arizona Scorpions : Trent Green / Gus Frerotte
Los Angeles Sabercats : Jeff George / Donald Hollas / Wade Wilson
Portland Grizzlies : Troy Aikman / Jason Garrett
San Diego Destroyers : Vinny Testaverde / Glenn Foley
Seattle Steelheads : Chris Chandler / Steve DeBerg / Tony Graziani
Utah Raptors : Charlie Batch / Frank Reich / Scott MitchellDarn it! Thought I recognized another QB! Got him mixed with a former Sens player....🙄 oi vey.
No you’re right that Sens player hung up the skates to play pro pigskin toss. Don’t doubt yourself!
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R.I.P.
Crabby the chain-smoking crab
1969-2020
Miles Edgeworth will be tried for being an accomplice to murder next week.
In regards to law, a crab is considered a consumable good. Therefore, your allegations of murder and blackmail are easily tossed out of court 100 times out of 100.
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