The day after Dire strangely left the owner's draft in the arms of his bodyguard, he instead shows up being carried on the back of the same guard who "escorted" out of the draft to make a few announcements.

"I have two great announcements today! Firstly, the Cyclones and Northwestern University have come to an agreement for the Cyclones to host their training camp on their campus at Ryan Field. Secondly, about the head coaching scenario. We tried to bribe- I mean persuade George Halas to become head coach, but my sources tell me that the dead are horrible negotiators. So instead, we've chose to hire Matt Nagy as our head coach for the time being. I'll try to pull some strings and/or use some magic to revive Halas."

One reporter asked about the team's stadium status, in which Dire flew into a fit of rage "Please have some patience people! I'm still working out sponsorship deals!" As a response, his guard handed Dire a Mitch Trubisky body pillow as he disappeared with it in his arms below the interview table, to which most interviewers assumed the interview was over.

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Following up their head coach announcement, the Milwaukee Mallards have announced that their training camp will take place at the athletic facilities of the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater in Whitewater, Wisconsin, alma mater of Head Coach Jeff Jagodzinski and home of the 6-time Division III Stagg Bowl National Champions Whitewater Warhawks.

"UW-Whitewater has been a D3 juggernaut, not just in football but in their other athletic programs," owner Michael Burmy stated.  "We are honored to be using the Warhawks' athletic facilities, with the larger inter-squad scrimmages and a preseason game taking place at the 13,500-seat Perkins Stadium (the largest in D3).  The Mallards will be adopting the Warhawks' 'pound the rock' mentality throughout the season until the rock eventually breaks and a championship is won for all the Quackheads in Wisconsin."

Today, Seattle Steelheads' owner ~Bear returned to the press booth. 

"While I'm still working out details on our stadium naming rights," a seemingly disgruntled ~Bear said, drinking out of a Starbucks cup with his name spelt "-BEARE", "I'm proud to announce the hiring of Mike Tomlin as our head coach. We believe his leadership skills and defensive mentality will help unify our team as we get off the ground." ~Bear then brought out Tomlin, who said something along the lines of "not living in our fears" and "the standard is the standard.

When asked about potential training camp locations, ~Bear responded with "University of Washington is the best option and the option we are going with. We couldn't imagine training anywhere else."

May I present to you the home field of the Toronto Beavers:

Windsor Stadium was constructed at Exhibition Place in 1958, and is a Canadian Historic Landmark. It was originally built to host college football’s Ontario State Geese and soccer’s Inter Toronto AFC. The stadium, nicknamed “The Old Lady”, has undergone many renovations throughout the years, But the largest of which took place in 1990 to prepare the city for their new professional football team, the Toronto Beavers. That particular renovation, funded by Canadian tech company Yellow, included an expansion of the upper decks and a completely revamped main entrance. Yellow held the rights to the playing surface until 2002, when they were purchased by the national flag carrier, Dominion Air.

Gamedays at Windsor Stadium are unique amongst the league. In a tradition similar to British soccer club Everton’s “Toffee Lady”, maple candies are handed out to fans at the gates. Walking to their seats, fans will notice walls decorated with memorabilia from the Beavers and other teams that share the arena, as well as displays of national pride. In the stands, more than 80,000 fans cheer loudly and wave small Canadian flags in support of their team, resulting in Dominion Air Field at Windsor Stadium being constantly ranked as one of the toughest places to play in during the playoffs.

There are many different places to eat before and after the game, with cuisine ranging from East Asian Dumplings to Mexican Tacos to your typical burger and fries. However, the best restaurants at the stadium are definitely it’s many award winning bars, the largest of which has a map of the entire AltFL on it’s wall. Dominion Air Field at Windsor Stadium is truly the stuff of sporting legend, and it’s not going anywhere soon.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Despite the proper announcement being delayed by a day in order to accommodate a medical procedure, James Ward has officially confirmed his ownership of the San Antonio Phantoms of the AltFL.

“It’s an exciting time,” he said concerning the acquisition. “I hope to expand the sports and entertainment empire beyond just Seattle and closer to my home in Texas with the Phantoms.”

In addition, he also confirmed the hiring of Mack Brown of North Carolina as head coach, and training camps to be held at the Alamodome.