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AltLB » AltLB Design Thread » 9/11/2021 5:52 pm

Imagine we somehow manage to have another tie

AltLB » AltLB Design Thread » 8/07/2021 6:02 pm

CubsOrSoxs wrote:

Will we be doing An “Triple-A” of the AltLB this year like we did with Hockey?

 
I would assume yes

AltLB » AltLB Design Thread » 7/30/2021 4:35 pm

Can’t wait! This is gonna be so much fun!

AltBA » The AltBA Legacy Project » 7/28/2021 6:19 pm

DENVER MADE IT TO THE FINALS YES!

Oh wait we lost…

General Discussion » Mundanely Cool Existence » 7/02/2021 7:10 pm

I got recognized by a random lady at a concert because she saw me in a production of Anne Frank over a month ago. I guess I’m famous now

AltHL » AltHL Design 2021 » 6/14/2021 5:17 pm

Smack dab in the heart of downtown Anchorage lies the Auroras arena. It is a giant igloo with a glass roof (which can be covered in case of bad enough weather), so that the northern lights can be seen during games. 17,000 fans can be seated inside the igloo, which will have an actual name later when the owner can be more creative.

The Auroras AAA team will be located in Victoria, British Columbia, under the name the Victoria Thespians. The fine arts scene in Victoria stood out to the owner when she selected the city.

The Auroras AA team will be located in Nome, Alaska, under the name the Nome Gnomes. The owner declined to explain that one, besides the fact that it sounds funny and she likes it.

AltHL » AltHL Design 2021 » 6/14/2021 2:30 pm

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Wichita, Kansas, United States

Backstage at a theatre, a young red haired woman dressed in a Veronica Sawyer costume and leaning on a croquet mallet stands around during intermission. She is trying to not fail miserably onstage. Her social media manager, Ela Thomas, taps her on the shoulder.

“Uhhh hey Magic, I hate to freak you out, but you’re up.”

“For what? For Act 2?”

“Uh no. The AltHL owner expansion draft.”

“THAT’S TODAY?”

“Yeah. You’re on the clock.”

“Already? Why did you have to tell me now of all times? I’m already freaking out!”

“I’m sorry! But they want your decision!”

“But I have nothing planned!”

“What am I supposed to do about that?”

Magic grips her croquet mallet for dear life to stop her from breaking something.

“Oh nee, wat moet ik doen? Bagel Bros Inc zou me e-mailen als ik op de klok zit!”

“Magic. I’m not fluent in Dutch yet…”

“Oh. right. I said what do I do? The company was supposed to email me when I’m on the clock.”

“They did. They also called you and me because you didn’t pick up.”

All of a sudden, an announcement on the theatre intercom announced places for the top of act 2. Magic slowly begins to freak out and sprint around the very tiny dressing room in a panic.

“Magic! Pick someone!”

“I DON’T KNOW WHO!”

“Just choose! Which one do you want?”

“Uhhhh…. uhhhhh… ALASKA.”

“Alaska? Are you sure?”

“Yes I am sure… I think… yeah I’m sure.”

“You don’t sound like it. Are you absolutely sure?”

“YES! NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH MY CROQUET MALLET!”

Magic runs off to take her place for the rest of the show, leaving Ela to make the official announcement.

“Well you heard her, folks. Magic, co-owner of Bagel Bros Incorporated, has purchased the Alaska Auroras as the first pick of the expansion draft.”

General Discussion » Mundanely Cool Existence » 6/11/2021 11:07 am

ProsecutorMilesEdgeworth wrote:

Magical_Kittenz wrote:

Osgiliath Guard wrote:


did you win?

 
There was no winner. Our break ended and we had to go back inside to continue rehearsal

 
The life of a theatre kid...

 
Yup. Last night I got to use a sword again (although it got stolen by a certain Robin Goodfellow and replaced with a tree branch)

General Discussion » Mundanely Cool Existence » 6/11/2021 12:37 am

Osgiliath Guard wrote:

Magical_Kittenz wrote:

Last night at a play rehearsal I fought someone with a sword.

did you win?

 
There was no winner. Our break ended and we had to go back inside to continue rehearsal

General Discussion » Mundanely Cool Existence » 6/10/2021 1:05 pm

Last night at a play rehearsal I fought someone with a sword.

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