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Well, since stratonascar's old thread hasn't been responded to in 5 months, I felt like I should create a new one. Think of this as a Pointless Realignment Thread for this site.
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The Big 4 in the Nickstaverse (my four-color superhero universe)
National Football League
AFC East: Baltimore Stars, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, New York Jets
AFC North: Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Houston Oilers, Indianapolis Colts, Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC South: Birmingham Stallions, Carolina Panthers, Memphis Showboats, Nashville Titans, Orlando Commanders
AFC West: Denver Broncos, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, San Diego Chargers, Seattle Seahawks
NFC East: Dallas Cowboys, New York Towers, Oklahoma Generals, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Warriors
NFC North: Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, St. Louis Archers
NFC South: Atlanta Falcons, Jacksonville Bulls, New Orleans Saints, San Antonio Sheriffs, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
NFC West: Arizona Wranglers, Los Angeles Rams, Portland Breakers, San Francisco 49ers, Utah Stags
Major League Baseball
AL East: Baltimore Orioles, Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees, Norfolk Minutemen, Toronto Blue Jays
AL North: Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Spiders, Detroit Tigers, Kansas City Royals, Minnesota Twins
AL South: Charlotte Knights, Houston Astros, Tampa Bay Rays, Tennessee Cyclones, Texas Rangers
AL West: Anaheim Angels, Oakland Athletics, Portland Beavers, Seattle Mariners, Vancouver Orcas
NL East: Montreal Expos, New York Mets, Philadelphia Phillies, Pittsburgh Pirates, Washington Nationals
NL North: Chicago Cubs, Colorado Rockies, Milwaukee Brewers, Salt Lake Stingers, St. Louis Cardinals
NL South: Atlanta Firecrackers, Cincinnati Reds, Miami Marlins, Oklahoma Roughnecks, San Antonio Scorpions
NL West: Arizona Diamondbacks, Los Angeles Dodgers, Sacramento Cougars, San Diego Padres, San Francisco Towers
National Basketball Association
Eastern Conference
Great Lakes Division: Chicago Bulls, Cleveland Cavaliers, Detroit Pistons, Indiana Pacers, Milwaukee Bucks
Mid-Atlantic Division: Kentucky Colonels, Philadelphia 76ers, Pittsburgh Ironmen, Virginia Squires, Washington Wizards
Northeast Division: Boston Celtics, Brooklyn Nets, Montreal Musketeers, New York Knicks, Toronto Raptors
Southeast Division: Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Hornets, Jacksonville Riptide, Miami Heat, Orlando Magic
Western Conference
Great Plains Division: Dallas Mavericks, Denver Nuggets, Houston Rockets, Oklahoma City Thunder, San Antonio Spurs
Mississippi River Division: Kansas City Monarchs, Memphis Grizzlies, Minnesota Timberwolves, New Orleans Pelicans, St. Louis Spirits
Northwest Division: Golden State Warriors, Portland Trail Blazers, Sacramento Kings, Seattle SuperSonics, Vancouver Mounties
Southwest Division: Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, Phoenix Suns, San Diego Condors, Utah Jazz
National Hockey League
Eastern Conference
Atlantic Division: New Jersey Devils, New York Islanders, New York Rangers, Philadelphia Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins
Great Lakes Division: Buffalo Sabres, Columbus Blue Jackets, Detroit Red Wings, Hamilton Bulldogs, Toronto Maple Leafs
Northeast Division: Boston Bruins, Hartford Whalers, Montreal Canadiens, Ottawa Senators, Quebec Nordiques
Southeast Division: Atlanta Thrashers, Carolina Hurricanes, Florida Panthers, Tampa Bay Lightning, Washington Capitals
Western Conference
Central Division: Colorado Avalanche, Chicago Blackhawks, Milwaukee Admirals, Minnesota Wild, Winnipeg Jets
Northwest Division: Calgary Flames, Edmonton Oilers, Portland Lumberjacks, Seattle Totems, Vancouver Canucks
Pacific Division: Anaheim Ducks, Arizona Coyotes, Los Angeles Kings, San Jose Sharks, Vegas Golden Knights
Southwest Division: Dallas Stars, Houston Aeros, Kansas City Scouts, Nashville Predators, St. Louis Blues
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And Now The Kalbfleisch's Law Alignment for Baseball
Appalachian (KY, NC, SC, VA, WV): Asheville Tourists, Bowling Green Hot Rods, Charleston Riverdogs, Charlotte Flyers, Charlotte Knights, Columbia Fireflies, Durham Bulls, Fayetteville Woodpeckers, Fredericksburg Farceurs, Greensboro Grasshoppers, Greenville Drive, Hickory Crawdads, High Point Rockers, Kannapolis River Bandits, Kinston Hellcats, Lexington Legends, Louisville Colts, Lynchburg Hillcats, Norfolk Tides, Raleigh Mudcats, Richmond Raccoons, Salem Avalanche, West Virginia Power, Winston-Salem Dash
Great Lakes (IL, IN, OH, MI, MN, WI): Chicago Blues, Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox, Cincinnati Reds, Cincinnati Wildcats, Cleveland Guardians, Cleveland Spiders, Columbus Clippers, Dayton Dragons, Detroit Gears, Detroit Tigers, Fort Wayne Tincaps, Grand Rapids Wolverines, Indianapolis Racers, Lansing Lugnuts, Madison Mallards, Milwaukee Brewers, Milwaukee Muskies, Minneapolis Millers, Minnesota Twins, Peoria Chiefs, St. Paul Saints, Toledo Mud Hens, Wausau Timber Rattlers
Great Plains (AR, IA, KS, MO, NE, OK): Arkansas Travelers, Cedar Rapids Kernels, Des Moines Monkies, Dodge City Deputies, Dubuque Packers, Independence Trail Blazers, Kansas City Monarchs, Kansas City Royals, Lincoln Bighorns, Manhattan Bashers, Northwest Arkansas Naturals, Oklahoma City Engineers, Oklahoma City Twisters, Omaha Thunder, Quad Cities River Bandits, St. Charles Otters, St. Louis Archers, St. Louis Cardinals, Shawnee Dusters, Springfield Railspitters, Tulsa Drillers, Topeka JayHawks, Waterloo White Hawks, Wichita Aeros
Mid-Atlantic (DC, DE, MD, NJ, NY, PA + Ontario): Albany Firebirds, Baltimore Barons, Baltimore Orioles, Brooklyn Cyclones, Buffalo Bisons, Delmarva Shorebirds, Hamilton Hammers, Harrisburg Senators, Lehigh Valley IronPigs, New York Gothams, New York Mets, New York Yankees, Ottawa Lynx, Philadelphia Phillies, Philadelphia Keystones, Pittsburgh Ironmen, Pittsburgh Pirates, Rochester Red Wings, Scranton Red Barons, Syracuse Blizzard, Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Mounties, Washington Grays, Washington Nationals
Mexico (Mexico): Campeche Piratas, Chihuahua Touneros, Culican Tomateros, Durango Generales, Guadalajara Mariachis, Hermosilo Naranjeros, Laguna Vaqueros, Los Mochis Caneros, Mazatlan Venados, Mexico Diablo Rojos, Minatitlan Petroleros, Monclova Acereros, Monterrey Sultanes, Navojoa Mayos, Nuevo Laredo Tecolotes, Oaxaca Guerreros, Obregon Yaquis, Puebla Pericos, Quintana Roo Tigres, Reynosa Broncos, Saltillo Saraperos, Tabasco Olmecas, Veracruz Aguilas, Yucatan Leones
New England (CT, ME, MA, NH, RI, VT + Nova Scotia, Quebec): Bangor Shipbuilders, Boston Beacons, Boston Red Sox, Bridgeport Bluefish, Brockton Rox, Burlington Black Bears, Cape Cod Anglers, Halifax Clippers, Hartford Oaks, Lowell Spinners, Lynn Sailors, Maine Guides, Montreal Bandits, Montreal Expos, Nashua Pride, New Hampshire Fisher Cats, New Haven Ravens, Norwich Navigators, Pawtucket Millers, Portland Sea Dogs, Providence Sea Wolves, Quebec Capitales, Rutland Maple Sox, Worcester Huskies
Pacific Coast (AK, CA, HI, OR, WA + American Samoa, British Columbia, Guam & Northern Mariana Islands): Alaska Lights, Bakersfield Blaze, Fresno Grizzlies, Golden Bay Acorns, Honolulu Islanders, Los Angeles Angels, Los Angeles Dodgers, Los Angeles Sabers, Oakland Athletics, Orange County Crush, Portland Beavers, Portland Chinooks, Sacramento Solons, San Bernardino 66ers, San Diego Padres, San Francisco Giants, San Francisco Seals, San Jose Condors, Seattle Mariners, Seattle Pilots, Stockton Ports, Tacoma Rainiers, Tijuana Toros, Vancouver Cascades
Rocky Mountains (CO, ID, MT, ND, SD, WY + Alberta, Saskatchewan & Manitoba): Billings Mustangs, Bismarck Larks, Boise Hawks, Boulder Mountaineers, Calgary Rams, Colorado Springs Sky Sox, Denver Rockies, Denver Zephyrs, Edmonton Trappers, Fargo RedHawks, Ft. Collins Cowboys, Grand Forks Jackrabbits, Grand Junction Ice Hawks, Great Falls Voyagers, Greeley Blue Falcons, Helena Gold Sox, Idaho Falls Chukars, Missoula Wild Horses, Ogden Raptors, Orem Owlz, Rapid City Rushmores, Regina Cyclones, Sioux Falls Threshers, Winnipeg Goldeyes
Southeast (AL, FL, GA, LA, MS, TN + Puerto Rico): Atlanta Braves, Atlanta Peaches, Baton Rouge Cougars, Biloxi Shuckers, Birmingham Barons, Chattanooga Lookouts, Havana Industriales, Jackson Deltas, Jacksonville Anchors, Knoxville Smokies, Lakeland Flying Tigers, Memphis Blues, Miami Gators, Miami Marlins, Mobile Barracudas, Montgomery Biscuits, Nashville Sounds, New Orleans Crescents, Orlando Juice, San Juan Raiders, St. Lucie Legends, Tampa Bay Rays, Tampa Bay Tarpons, West Palm Beach Tropics
Southwest (AZ, NV, NM, TX, UT): Albuquerque Isotopes, Albuquerque Spirits, Arizona Diamondbacks, Austin Violets, Corpus Christi Hooks, Dallas Rangers, Dallas Titans, El Paso Blackbirds, Houston Astros, Houston Hurricanes, Las Vegas Aviators, Las Vegas Scorpions, Midland RockHounds, New Mexico Suns, Orem Owlz, Phoenix Firebirds, Reno Silver Sox, Round Rock Express, Salt Lake City Alpines, Salt Lake City Bees, San Antonio Marshals, San Antonio Rebeldes, Tucson Saguaros, Yuma Scorpions
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Next is the Kalbfleisch's Law Alignment for Pro Football
Appalachian Football League (KY, NC, SC, VA, WV): Asheville Riflemen, Charleston (SC) Swamp Things, Charlotte Hornets, Charlotte Panthers, Columbia Capitols, East Carolina Rednecks, Greensboro Flyers, Greenville (SC) Spinners, Huntington Locomotives, Lexington Horsemen, Louisville Lightning, Newport Rivermen, Norfolk Admirals, Pikeville Mountaineers, Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks, Richmond Cannons, Roanoke Cats, Spartanburg Spartans, Virginia Destroyers, West Virginia Iron Men (Charleston, WV), Winston-Salem Warriors
Great Lakes Football League (IL, IN, OH, MI, MN, WI): Canton Bulldogs, Chicago Bears, Chicago Blitz, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Columbus Aviators, Dayton Whitetails, Detroit Lions, Fort Wayne Appleseeds, Grand Rapids Rampage, Green Bay Packers, Indianapolis Checkers, Indianapolis Colts, Madison Governors, Michigan Panthers, Milwaukee Mallards, Minnesota Vikings, Ohio Glory, Peoria Prancers, St. Cloud Thunder, St. Paul Grey Jays, Toledo Terriers, Wisconsin Knights
Great Plains Football League (AR, IA, KS, MO, NE, OK): Cedar Rapids Quakers, Kansas City Chiefs, Kansas City Renegades, Iowa Barnstormers (Des Moines, IA), Iowa City Spirits, Lincoln Raptors, Little Rock Hawgs, Muskogee Okies, Oklahoma City Bisons, Omaha Interstaters, Omaha Scarecrows, Quad Cities Steamwheelers, Sioux City Tribe, St. Louis Battlehawks, St. Louis Stallions, Topeka Sheriffs, Tulsa Roughnecks, Wichita Prairie Dogs
Mexican Football League: Cancun Tiburones, Chihuahua City Caudillos, Chihuahua Raramuris, Ciudad Juarez Guerreros, Hermosilo Maquilladors, Jalisco Reyes, Juarez Raptors, Mexico City Mexicans, Mexican City Toros, Naucalpan Bulldogs, Monterrey Fundidores, Monterrey Parrilleros, Quaretaro City Gallos Negros, Queretaro Pioneros, Saltillo Dinos, Zapopan Tequileros
Mid-Atlantic Football League (DC, DE, MD, NJ, NY, PA + Ontario): Albany Diplomats, Atlantic City Rush, Baltimore Bombers, Baltimore Ravens, Brooklyn Bolts, Brooklyn Bulls, Buffalo Bills, Hamilton Tiger-Cats, Kitchener-Waterloo Warhawks, London Loyalists, New Jersey Generals, New York Giants, New York Guardians, New York Jets, Ottawa RedBlacks, Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Stars, Pittsburgh Maulers, Pittsburgh Steelers, Scranton Keystones, Toronto Argonauts, Toronto Huskies, Washington Commanders, Washington Defenders
New England Football League (CT, ME, MA, NH, RI, VT + Quebec and the Maritimes): Bangor Black Bears, Boston Federals, Boston Patriots, Halifax Schooners, Hartford Colonials, Manchester Freedom, Moncton Marauders, Montreal Alouettes, Providence Steam Roller, Quebec Harfangs, Worcester Surge
Pacific Coast Football League (AK, CA, HI, OR, WA + American Samoa, British Columbia, Guam & Northern Mariana Islands): Alaska Arctics, Bakersfield Blitz, Fresno Grapes, Golden Bay Invaders, Honolulu Hawaiians, Los Angeles Avengers, Los Angeles Express, Los Angeles Rams, Los Angeles Wildcats, Oakland Condors, Portland Riverhogs, Portland Storm, Sacramento Miners, Sacramento Surge, San Diego Chargers, San Diego Fleet, San Francisco 49ers, San Francisco Gatekeepers, Seattle Dragons, Seattle Seahawks, Spokane Steelheads, Tijuana Galgos, Vancouver Lions, Vancouver Orcas
Rocky Mountains Football League (CO, ID, MT, ND, SD, WY + Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba): Bismarck Bucks, Boise Bighorns, Boise Bison, Calgary Stampeders, Colorado Springs Pinnacles, Denver Gold, Denver Broncos, Edmonton Elks, Fargo Grey Jays, Helena Highlanders, Rapid City Silver Kings, Red Deer Bucks, Regina Roughriders, Saskatoon Prairie Dogs, Sioux Falls Stags, Winnipeg Blue Bombers
Southeast Football League (AL, FL, GA, LA, MS, TN + Cuba, Puerto Rico, US Virgin Islands): Atlanta Falcons, Atlanta Fire, Birmingham Stallions, Birmingham Vulcans, Jackson Mudcats, Jacksonville Bulls, Jacksonville Jaguars, Knoxville Smokies, Memphis Pharoahs, Memphis Showboats, Miami Dolphins, Miami Vipers, Nashville Titans, New Orleans Breakers, New Orleans Saints, Orlando Apollos, Orlando Wizards, Panama City Partisans, Pensacola Palms, San Juan Gigantors, Shreveport Pirates, Tampa Bay Bandits, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, West Palm Beach Manatees
Southwest Football League (AZ, NV, NM, TX, UT): Albuquerque Peppers, Albuquerque Sol, Arizona Hotshots, Austin Desperados, Austin Sidewinders, Corpus Christi Cyclones, Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Renegades, El Paso Matadors, Houston Gamblers, Houston Oilers, Houston Texans, Lake Havasu Ramblers, Las Cruces Lancers, Las Vegas Outlaws, Las Vegas Raiders, Phoenix Cardinals, Reno Bandits, Salt Lake City Sentinels, San Antonio Commanders, San Antonio Defenders, Tucson Javelinas, Tucson Wranglers, Utah Blaze
Your Thoughts on Those Two That I Posted or Are We Going to Make Changes?
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stratonapba wrote:
Next is the Kalbfleisch's Law Alignment for Pro Football
Wow, you actually completed it. I'm impressed in a good way.
EDIT: Never mind, I counted 23 teams in the GLFL. I might have miscounted, but maybe you could check and post counts.
Also how about the Dallas Renegades of the XFL2?
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The Little 4 in the Nickstaverse (my four-color superhero universe)
North American Soccer League (Division 1)
Atlantic Conference
East Division: Montreal Harfangs, New England Union, New York Cosmos, Rochester Lancers, Toronto Blizzard
Great Lakes Division: Chicago Sting, Columbus Crew, Michigan Machine, Minnesota Monarchs, Philadelphia Atoms
South Division: Atlanta Kings, Miami Swordfish, Memphis Groove, Tampa Bay Rowdies, Washington Diplomats
Pacific Conference
Central Division: Dallas Tornado, Houston Ravens, Kansas City Bandits, St. Louis Lions, Tulsa Stars
North Division: Edmonton Mastodons, Portland Timbers, Salt Lake Highlanders, Seattle Sounders, Vancouver Whitecaps
West Division: Arizona Gilas, Denver Mountain, Los Angeles Jaguars, San Diego Seagulls, San Jose Earthquakes
Canadian Football League
East Division: Atlantic Schooners, Hamilton Tiger-Cats, Kitchener Polar Bears, London Royals, Montreal Alouettes, Ottawa Renegades, Quebec City Cavaliers, Toronto Argonauts
West Division: Calgary Stampeders, Edmonton Elks, Regina Roughriders, Saskatoon Stallions, Thunder Bay Wolves, Vancouver Lions, Victoria Islanders, Winnipeg Blue Bombers
Women's National Basketball Association
Eastern Conference
Great Lakes Division: Chicago Sky, Cleveland Rockers, Columbus Quest, Detroit Shock, Indiana Fever
Northeast Division: Boston Blizzard, New York Liberty, Philadelphia Rage, Richmond Power, Washington Mystics
Southeast Division: Atlanta Dream, Charlotte Sting, Miami Sun, Nashville Noise, Orlando Miracle
Western Conference
Central Division: Dallas Wings, Houston Comets, Minnesota Lynx, Oklahoma Bolts, San Antonio Stars
Northwest Division: Colorado Xplosion, Portland Fire, Sacramento Monarchs, Seattle Storm, Utah Albatross
Southwest Division: Las Vegas Aces, Los Angeles Sparks, Phoenix Mercury, San Diego Rays, San Jose Lasers
Arena Football League
East Division: Boston Steamrollers, New Jersey Mad Dogs, New York Scrapers, Philadelphia Soul, Washington Valor
North Division: Chicago Bruisers, Detroit Drive, Indiana Firebirds, Milwaukee Mustangs, Pittsburgh Gladiators
South Division: Carolina Cobras, Nashville Raccoons, New Orleans Voodoo, Orlando Predators, Tampa Bay Storm
West Division: Arizona Rattlers, Dallas Desperados, Denver Dynamite, Los Angeles Avengers, San Jose Sabertooths
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Mathemortician wrote:
stratonapba wrote:
Next is the Kalbfleisch's Law Alignment for Pro Football
Wow, you actually completed it. I'm impressed in a good way.,
EDIT: Never mind, I counted 23 teams in the GLFL. I might have miscounted, but maybe you could check and post counts.
Also how about the Dallas Renegades of the XFL2?
Okay, Will Take It.
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Now My Kalbfleisch's Law Alignment for Kollege Football
Appalachian (KY, NC, SC, VA, WV): Appalachian State Mountaineers (Boone, NC), Charlotte 49ers (Charlotte, NC), Clemson Tigers (Clemson, SC), Coastal Carolina Chanticleers (Conway, SC), Duke Blue Devils (Durham, NC), East Carolina Pirates (Greenville, NC), James Madison Dukes (Harrisonburg, VA), Kentucky Wildcats (Lexington, KY), Liberty Flames (Lynchburg, VA), Louisville Cardnals (Louisville, KY), Marshall Thundering Herd (Huntington, WV), NC State Wolfpack (Raleigh, NC), North Carolina Tar Heels (Chapel Hill, NC), Old Dominion Monarchs (Norfolk, VA), South Carolina Gamecocks (Columbia, SC), Virginia Cavaliers (Charlottesville, VA), Virginia Tech Hokies (Blacksburg, VA), Wake Forest Demon Deacons (Winston-Salem, NC), West Virginia Mountaineers (Morgantown, WV), Western Kentucky Hilltoppers (Bowling Green, KY)
Great Lakes (IL, IN, OH, MI, MN, WI): Akron Zips (Akron, OH), Ball State Cardinals (Muncie, IN), Bowling Green Falcons (Bowling Green, OH), Central Michigan Chippewas (Mount Pleasant, MI), Cincinnati Bearcats (Cincinnati, OH), Eastern Michigan Eagles (Ypsilanti, MI), Illinois Fighting Illini (Urbana-Champaign, IL), Illinois State Redbirds (Normal, IL), Indiana Hoosiers (Bloomington, IN), Kent State Golden Flashes (Kent, OH), Miami (OH) RedHawks (Oxford, OH), Michigan Wolverines (Ann Arbor, MI), Michigan State Spartans (East Lansing, MI), Minnesota Golden Gophers (Minneapolis, MN), Northern Illinois Huskies (Urbana, IL), Northwestern Wildcats (Evanston, IL), Notre Dame Fighting Irish (South Bend, IN), Ohio Bobcats (Athens, OH), Ohio State Buckeyes (Columbus, OH), Purdue Boilermakers (West Lafayette, IN), Toledo Rockets (Toledo, OH), Western Michigan Broncos (Kalamazoo, MI), Wisconsin Badgers (Madison, WI)
Great Plains (AR, IA, KS, MO, NE, OK): Arkansas Razorbacks (Fayetteville, AR), Arkansas State Red Wolves (Jonesboro, AR), Central Arkansas Bears (Conway, AR), Iowa Hawkeyes (Iowa City, IA), Iowa State Cyclones (Ames, IA), Kansas Jayhawks (Lawrence, KS), Kansas State Wildcats (Manhattan, KS), Missouri Tigers (Columbia, MO), Nebraska Cornhuskers (Lincoln, NE), Northern Iowa Panthers (Cedar Falls, IA), Oklahoma Sooners (Norman, OK), Oklahoma State Cowboys (Stillwater, OK), Tulsa Golden Hurricane (Tulsa, OK)
Mid-Atlantic (DC, DE, MD, NJ, NY, PA + Ontario): Army Black Knights (West Point, NY), Buffalo Bulls (Buffalo, NY), Maryland Terrapins (College Park, MD), Navy Midshipmen (Annapolis, MD), Penn State Nittany Lions (University Park, PA), Pittsburgh Panthers (Pittsburgh, PA), Rutgers Scarlet Knights (Piscataway, NJ), Syracuse Orange (Syracuse, NY), Temple Owls (Philadelphia, PA), Villanova Wildcats (Villanova, PA)
New England (CT, ME, MA, NH, RI, VT + Quebec): Boston College Eagles (Chestnut Hill, MA), Laval Rouge-et-Or (Quebec City, QU), UConn Huskies (Storrs, CT), UMass Minutemen (Amherst, MA)
Pacific Coast (AK, CA, HI, OR, WA + American Samoa, British Columbia, Guam & Northern Mariana Islands): California Golden Bears (Berkeley, CA), Cal State Fullerton Titans (Fullerton, CA), Fresno State Bulldogs (Fresno, CA), Hawaii Rainbow Warriors (Honolulu, HI), Oregon Ducks (Eugene, OR), Oregon State Beavers (Corvalis, OR), Pacific Tigers (Stockton, CA), Sacramento State Hornets (Sacramento, CA), San Diego State Aztecs (San Diego, CA), San Francisco Dons (San Francisco, CA), San Jose State Spartans (San Jose, CA), Stanford Cardinal (Stanford, CA), UCLA Bruins (Los Angeles, CA), USC Trojans (Los Angeles, CA), Washington Huskies (Seattle, WA), Washington State Cougars (Pullman, WA)
Rocky Mountains (CO, ID, MT, ND, SD, WY + Alberta, Saskatchewan & Manitoba): Air Force Falcons (Colorado Springs, CO), Boise State Broncos (Boise, ID), Colorado Buffaloes (Boulder, CO), Colorado State Rams (Ft. Collins, CO), Idaho Vandals (Moscow, ID), Montana Grizzlies (Missoula, MT), Montana State Bobcats (Bozeman, MT), North Dakota State Bison (Fargo, ND), South Dakota State Jackrabbits (Brookings, SD), Wyoming Cowboys (Laramie, WY)
Southeast (AL, FL, GA, LA, MS, TN): Alabama Crimson Tide (Tuscaloosa, AL), Auburn Tigers (Auburn, AL), FIU Panthers (Miami, FL), Florida Gators (Gainesville, FL), Florida Atlantic Owls (Boca Raton, FL), Florida State Seminoles (Tallahassee, FL) Georgia Bulldogs (Athens, GA), Georgia Southern Eagles (Statesboro, GA), Georgia State Panthers (Atlanta, GA), Georgia Tech Yellowjackets (Atlanta, GA), Jacksonville State Gamecocks (Jacksonville, AL), Kennesaw State Owls (Kennesaw, GA), Louisiana-Lafayette Ragin' Cajuns (Lafayette, LA), Louisiana-Monroe Warhawks (Monroe, LA), Louisiana Tech Bulldogs (Ruston, LA), LSU Tigers (Baton Rouge, LA), Memphis Tigers (Memphis, TN), Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders (Murfreesboro, TN), Miami (FL) Hurricanes (Coral Gables, FL), Ole Miss Rebels (Oxford, MS), South Alabama Jaguars (Mobile, AL), South Florida Bulls (Tampa, FL), Southern Miss Golden Eagles (Hattiesburg, MS), Tennessee Volunteers (Knoxville, TN), Troy Trojans (Troy, AL), Tulane Green Wave (New Orleans, LA), UAB Blazers (Birmingham, AL), UCF Knights (Orlando, FL), Vanderbilt Commodres (Nashville, TN)
Southwest (AZ, NV, NM, TX, UT): Arizona Wildcats (Tucson, AZ), Arizona State Sun Devils (Tempe, AZ), Baylor Bears (Waco, TX), BYU Cougars (Provo, UT), Houston Cougars (Houston, TX), Nevada Wolfpack (Reno, NV), New Mexico Lobos (Albuquerque, NM), New Mexico State Aggies (Las Cruces, NM), North Texas Mean Green (Denton, TX), Rice Owls (Houston, TX), Sam Houston State Bearkats (Huntsville, TX), SMU Mustangs (University Park, TX), TCU Horned Frogs (Fort Worth, TX), Texas Longhorns (Austin, TX), Texas A&M Aggies (College Station, TX), Texas-Arlington Mavericks (Arlington, TX), Texas State Bobcats (San Marcos, TX), Texas Tech Red Raiders (Lubbock, TX), UNLV Rebels (Las Vegas, NV), Utah Utes (Salt Lake City, UT), Utah State Aggies (Logan, UT), UTEP Miners (El Paso, TX), UTSA Roadrunners (San Antonio, TX), Weber State Wildcats (Ogden, UT)
If There's Any Changes, Let Us Know.
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The NFL if the XFL3's deal leads to a merger in 2041
AFC East: Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Orlando Guardians
AFC North: Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Indianapolis Colts, Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC South: Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars, Memphis Pharaohs [1], Nashville Titans, Oklahoma Roughnecks
AFC West: Denver Broncos, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, San Diego Chargers [2], Utah Vipers
NFC East: Birmingham Kings [3], Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Commanders
NFC North: Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, St. Louis Archers [4]
NFC South: Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, New Orleans Saints, San Antonio Bulls [5], Tampa Bay Buccaneers
NFC West: Arizona Cardinals, Los Angeles Rams, Portland Dragons, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks
[1] Formerly Arlington Renegades
[2] *UrinatingTree voice* "#### you, Spanos."
[3] Formerly DC Defenders
[4] Formerly BattleHawks
[5] Formerly Brahmas
Oh hey, what's this link go to?
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yeah this seems fun. here's the juiciferian axiom as applied to major league quadball:
east division
blacksburg milkmen
bosnyan bearsharks
boston forge
boston night riders
boston nightriders
boston pandas
brooklyn dragons
cambridge dragons
charlotte aviators
charlottesville virgins
college park turtles
medford puffs
middlebury beach bums
new jersey warriors
new york pigeons
new york rogues
new york slices
new york titans
ottawa black bears
ottowa white bears
philadelphia flabenjamins
providence ashwinders
raleigh superaviators
springfield queens
staten island sharkbears
troy puckmen
waltham owls
washington admirals
worcester inferno
north division
ann arbor army ants
champaign urbanists
chicago boom trains
cleveland apollos
cleveland riff
dertoit innovators
grand valley grinders
indianapolis intensity
lansing spartacus
milwaukee train booms
minneapolis monarchs
morgantown summit
normal firebirds
rochester (mn) blackout
rochester (ny) old men
rochester (ny) whiteout
st paul plutocrats
syracuse vines
toronto raiders
twin cities flakes
urbana champagnes
south division
atlanta terminus
austin cavalry
austin heat
austin jexans
austin lone stars
austin outlaws
austin steers
dallas amandas
gainesville crocodiles
houston cosmos
kansas city stampede
lawrence lacrossers
league city legends
new orleans curse
new orleans gumbeaux
omaha black jays
orlando nearly headless knights
orlando spiders
san antonio meeps
san antonio soldados
san marcos sharknadoes
tallahassee horsies
west division (the west is back baby!)
honolulu pineapple bois