After winning a wild shootout against the New York Emperors, the Los Angeles Sabercats are ready for yet another war against an always dangerous Portland Grizzlies team that the Sabercats have never beaten. "We're ready to keep proving the doubters wrong," started Football Owner Stickman, as always accompanied by his wiener dogs Ketchup and Mustard, "They said we were finished when we started the year 0-3, they said we were finished when we nearly half our players were injured, they even said we were finished when our toughest stretch of schedule began...."
"Actually, nobody said those things at all...." began AltSPN journalist Johnny Armando, but he was quickly cut off.
"Well, you should have been! That way I could say we proved you wrong! Anyway, we'll be wearing our standard black helmet, black jersey, and gold pants combination against the Berenstein bears from Portland...."
"It's actually BerenSTAIN bears...."
"and when we've defeated.... wait, what? It's actually Berenstain? for real?"
"For real"
"Huh.......that means..... the implanted memories...... were..... a lie? Wow.... well I'll be" Stickman left the press conference, mumbling to himself, while Ketchup and Mustard tilted their heads at Armando in confusion.
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