Today, Football Stickman has a special announcement regarding the LA Sabercats uniform choice in what could be an extremely difficult, but likely well watched, matchup against the New York Emperors. He was unusually pepped up today, yet his prized wiener dogs Ketchup and Mustard were seemingly even more hyper, bouncing about the stage, (a cute moment ruined by Mustard's rather goofy looking snarely face).
"First of all, I'd like to recognize the efforts of a few of our recent acquisitions that we just signed over last week, as their performances were critical in our huge win over the Buffalo Bolts!" he began, "WR Terry McLaurin had a great day right after we traded for him, LB Sione Takitaki came off the free agency pool to have a strong game, and WR Chris Moore didn't totally suck at all! Haha, just kidding buddy!" (Reports from the Chris Moore camp suggest he didn't take the "joke" too kindly and is already demanding a trade or to be released from his contract).
"But now we face another one of our biggest tests in the New York Emperors, as they've proven to be a very dominate team up to this point. Almost nobody has had any success against them. However, there's one team that they won't steamroll because they haven't yet faced.... OUR Los Angeles Sabercats!!!..." (Journalists groaned at the obviously bad play at the Emperors phrase "YOUR New York Emperors") "...and to commence our epic matchup, the Sabercats are announcing that we will be ditching the black uniforms and helmet for one special day! That's right, we will be wearing a stylish all-golden attire, complete with gold helmet, gold jersey, and even gold pants!"
"That's right, folks! Throw away your turkeys! The Sabercats are celebrating Thankgiving early this year, WE'RE FEASTING ON EMPEROR PENGUIN, BABY!!! YAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" He suddenly screamed, Howard Dean style, then marched right off the podium with Ketchup and Mustard (still giving off that goofy snarely face) running behind while howling!
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