While Mr. Stickman never has graphix (who makes time for that? Everyone else? Oh....), he's very excited to announce that his pick in the AltLiga is...
BERLIN 1871!!!
Surprised? Me too. I hadn't thought about picking the Bears initially, (they were for a little while not even in my top 5) but as the draft has gone on, I have grown to really love the identity (helps that I named them. Hey nepotism's a real thing, so why not?).
Actually, y'all are probably just surprised I didn't do a controversy filled press conference this time. That's for good reason, I'm tired of dealing with them! So, I certainly won't be discussing the supposed events of what's on my laptop, nor my secret financial dealings with evil dictators, and especially nothing about my faux little person wrestling federation! No, I didn't just throw children in the ring and make them pretend to be little people with no pay! That's preposterous and offensive... and mean. So, yeah, no talk about that stuff.
Instead I'll leave the interview with this... CLAW AND GNAW, BERLIN BEARS!!! That shall be the rallying cry of Berlin 1871, a club that shall fight tooth and nail for victory, while sparing no expense building the best team possible!!! (And likely causing us to be financially insolvent for the entire time that I run the team!)
See ya all on the field! #CLAWANDGNAWBERLINBEARS
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