Dan O'Mac wrote:

I think Honolulu has the west won.

Where's the Quadball Teams in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Las Vegas, San Diego & Sacramento?
 

Last edited by stratonapba (10/28/2022 10:06 am)

ItDoesntMatter wrote:

yeah this seems fun. here's the juiciferian axiom as applied to major league quadball:

east division
blacksburg milkmen
bosnyan bearsharks
boston forge
boston night riders
boston nightriders
boston pandas
brooklyn dragons
cambridge dragons
charlotte aviators
charlottesville virgins
college park turtles
medford puffs
middlebury beach bums
new jersey warriors
new york pigeons
new york rogues
new york slices
new york titans
ottawa black bears
ottowa white bears
philadelphia flabenjamins
providence ashwinders
raleigh superaviators
springfield queens
staten island sharkbears
troy puckmen
waltham owls
washington admirals
worcester inferno

north division
ann arbor army ants
champaign urbanists
chicago boom trains
cleveland apollos
cleveland riff
dertoit innovators
grand valley grinders
indianapolis intensity
lansing spartacus
milwaukee train booms
minneapolis monarchs
morgantown summit
normal firebirds
rochester (mn) blackout
rochester (ny) old men
rochester (ny) whiteout
st paul plutocrats
syracuse vines
toronto raiders
twin cities flakes
urbana champagnes

south division
atlanta terminus
austin cavalry
austin heat
austin jexans
austin lone stars
austin outlaws
austin steers
dallas amandas
gainesville crocodiles
houston cosmos
kansas city stampede
lawrence lacrossers
league city legends
new orleans curse
new orleans gumbeaux
omaha black jays
orlando nearly headless knights
orlando spiders
san antonio meeps
san antonio soldados
san marcos sharknadoes
tallahassee horsies

west division (the west is back baby!)
honolulu pineapple bois

you forgot the Dallas Malice 

No matter. Here's an idea for a new series I could do: Doubling league sizes! (Warning: will contain complete disregard for realism)

But first, should I fold the CFL into the NFLx2 or make an all-America NFLx2 and a CFLx2?

EDIT: You know what, screw it, I'm doing a CFLx2!

Last edited by Mathemortician (11/20/2022 1:34 pm)

And here's the MLBx2!

AL East: Baltimore Orioles, Boston Red Sox, Charlotte Knights, Hartford Yard Goats, Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp, Montreal Expos, New York Yankees, Providence Smalls, Tampa Bay Rays, Toronto Blue Jays
AL Central: Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Guardians, Columbus Clippers, Detroit Tigers, Indiana Speed, Kansas City Royals, Kentucky Stallions, Minnesota Twins, Nashville Sounds, San Antonio Defenders
AL West: Calgary Cannons, Dallas Rangers, Fresno Grizzlies, Houston Astros, Las Vegas Aces, Los Angeles Angels, Oakland Athletics, Sacramento River Cats, Seattle Mariners, Utah Bees
NL East: Atlanta Braves, Buffalo Bison, Miami Marlins, New York Mets, Orlando Suns, Ottawa Lynx, Philadelphia Phillies, Raleigh Bulls, Virginia Riptide, Washington Nationals
NL Central: Austin Express, Chicago Cubs, Cincinnati Reds, Memphis Songbirds, Milwaukee Braves, New Orleans Zephyrs, Oklahoma Ascension, Omaha Storm, Pittsburgh Pirates, St. Louis Cardinals
NL West: Albuquerque Isotopes, Arizona Diamondbacks, Colorado Rockies, Inland Empire 66ers, Los Angeles Dodgers, Portland Evergreens, San Diego Padres, San Francisco Giants, San Jose Chips, Vancouver Canadians

Updating a TTSA Divided North America Pro Football Alignment of Kalbfleisch's Law

Appalachian Football League (KY, NC, SC, VA, WV): Asheville Riflemen, Charleston (SC) Pirates, Charlotte Hornets, Charlotte Panthers, Columbia Capitols, East Carolina Rednecks, Greensboro Flyers, Greenville (SC) Spinners, Huntington Locomotives, Lexington Horsemen, Louisville Lightning, Newport Rivermen, Norfolk Admirals, Pikeville Mountaineers, Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks, Richmond Cannons, Roanoke Cats, Spartanburg Spartans, Virginia Destroyers, West Virginia Iron Men (Charleston, WV), Winston-Salem Warriors [20/24]

Great Lakes Football League (IL, IN, OH, MI, MN, WI): Canton Bulldogs, Chicago Bears, Chicago Blitz, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Columbus Aviators, Dayton Whitetails, Detroit Lions, Fort Wayne Appleseeds, Grand Rapids Rampage, Green Bay Packers, Indianapolis Checkers, Indianapolis Colts, Lansing Crusaders, Madison Governors, Michigan Panthers, Milwaukee Mallards, Minnesota Vikings, Ohio Glory, Peoria Prancers, St. Cloud Thunder, St. Paul Grey Jays, Toledo Terriers, Wisconsin Knights [24/24]

Great Plains Football League (AR, IA, KS, MO, NE, OK): Cedar Rapids Quakers, Davenport Power, Fayetteville Fightin' Pigs, Kansas City Chiefs, Kansas City Renegades, Iowa Barnstormers (Des Moines, IA), Iowa City Spirits, Lincoln Raptors, Little Rock Hawgs, Muskogee Okies, Oklahoma City Bisons, Omaha Interstaters, Omaha Scarecrows, Quad Cities Steamwheelers, Sioux City Tribe, Springfield (MO) WolfPack, St. Louis Battlehawks, St. Louis Stallions, Topeka Coyotes, Tulsa Outlaws, Tulsa Roughnecks, Wichita Warriors [22/24]
Triple-A Football: Jonesboro Wolves

Mexican Football League: Cancun Tiburones, Chihuahua City Caudillos, Chihuahua Raramuris, Ciudad Juarez Guerreros, Hermosilo Maquilladors, Jalisco Reyes, Juarez Raptors, Mexico City Diablos, Mexico City Federales, Naucalpan Bulldogs, Monterrey Fundidores, Monterrey Parrilleros, Quaretaro City Gallos Negros, Queretaro Pioneros, Saltillo Dinos, Zapopan Tequileros [16/24]

Mid-Atlantic Football League (DC, DE, MD, NJ, NY, PA + Ontario): Albany Diplomats, Atlantic City Rollers, Baltimore Bombers, Baltimore Ravens, Brooklyn Bolts, Brooklyn Bulls, Buffalo Bills, Hamilton Tiger-Cats, New Jersey Generals, New York Giants, New York Guardians, New York Jets, Ottawa RedBlacks, Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Stars, Pittsburgh Maulers, Pittsburgh Steelers, Rochester Blizzards, Scranton Keystones, Toronto Argonauts, Toronto Huskies, Washington Commanders, Washington Defenders, Wilmington Clippers [24/24]
Triple-A Football: Binghamton Barons, Erie Anchors, Kitchener-Waterloo Warhawks, Pottstown Firebirds, Sudbury Spartans, Syracuse Storm

New England Football League (CT, ME, MA, NH, RI, VT + Quebec and the Maritimes): Bangor Black Bears, Boston Colonials, Boston Patriots, Halifax Schooners, Hartford Hartcats, Manchester Freedom, Moncton Marauders, Montreal Alouettes, Portland (ME) Mammoths, Providence Steam Roller, Quebec Harfangs, Springfield (MA) Acorns, Worcester Surge [12/24]

Pacific Coast Football League (AK, CA, HI, OR, WA + American Samoa, British Columbia, Guam & Northern Mariana Islands): Alaska Arctics, Bakersfield Blitz, Fresno Grapes, Golden Bay Invaders, Honolulu Hawaiians, Los Angeles Avengers, Los Angeles Express, Los Angeles Rams, Los Angeles Wildcats, Oakland Condors, Portland Riverhogs, Portland Storm, Sacramento Miners, Sacramento Surge, San Diego Chargers, San Diego Fleet, San Francisco 49ers, San Francisco Gatekeepers, Seattle Dragons, Seattle Seahawks, Spokane Steelheads, Tijuana Galgos, Vancouver Lions, Vancouver Orcas [24/24]
Triple-A Football: Okanagan Lake Monsters, Tri-Cities Granny Smiths

Rocky Mountains Football League (CO, ID, MT, ND, SD, WY + Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba): Bismarck Bucks, Boise Steelheads, Calgary Stampeders, Colorado Springs Pinnacles, Denver Gold, Denver Broncos, Edmonton Elks, Fargo Locomotives, Helena Highlanders, Idaho Falls Mustangs, Rapid City Silver Kings, Red Deer Bucks, Regina Roughriders, Saskatoon Prairie Dogs, Sioux Falls Stags, Winnipeg Blue Bombers [16/24]

Southeast Football League (AL, FL, GA, LA, MS, TN + Cuba, Puerto Rico, US Virgin Islands): Atlanta Falcons, Atlanta Fire, Birmingham Stallions, Birmingham Vulcans, Havana Manatees, Jackson Mudcats, Jacksonville Bulls, Jacksonville Jaguars, Knoxville Smokies, Memphis Pharoahs, Memphis Showboats, Miami Dolphins, Miami Vipers, Montgomery Governors, Nashville Titans, New Orleans Breakers, New Orleans Saints, Orlando Apollos, Orlando Wizards, Pensacola Palms, San Juan Gigantors, Shreveport Pirates, Tampa Bay Bandits, Tampa Bay Buccaneers [24/24]
Triple-A Football: Chattanooga Choo-Choos, Daytona Racers, Dollywood Destroyers, Ft. Lauderdale Stingrays, Gainesville Alligators, Macon Hound Dogs, Natchez Riverboats, Panama City Partisans, Pensacola Airmen, Sarasota Thunder, Savannah Aviators, Tuscaloosa Tuskers, West Tennessee Pioneers (Jackson, TN), West Palm Beach Barracudas

Southwest Football League (AZ, NV, NM, TX, UT): Albuquerque Peppers, Albuquerque Sol, Arizona Hotshots, Arizona Wranglers, Austin Desperados, Austin Sidewinders, Corpus Christi Gulfcats, Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Renegades, El Paso Matadors, Houston Gamblers, Houston Oilers, Houston Texans, Lake Havasu Ramblers, Las Cruces Lancers, Las Vegas Outlaws, Las Vegas Raiders, Phoenix Cardinals, Reno Bandits, Salt Lake City Pioneers, San Antonio Commanders, San Antonio Defenders, Tucson Javelinas, Utah Blaze [24/24]