Rugrat wrote:
ThisIsFine wrote:
ItDoesntMatter wrote:
*sets building on fire*
*pulls fire alarm*
*dumps gasoline onto fire*
*leaves it to burn*
*forges an insurance policy in Kjell’s (Section30’s) name for the crispy AHSylum*
*gets in car*
*eats m&ms*
*drives to local Circle K*
*literally waltzes in*
*buys drink and more m&ms*
*pulls deadly firearm weapon on cashier and demands money*
*cashier makes the dubious claim that my firearm is a super soaker full of chocolate pudding with a kitchen knife taped to it*
*threatens him with “Philadelphia Phrowdown” if he does not comply*
*tells me he will call the police if I do not leave right now*
*”Philadelphia Phrowdowns” cashier*
*cashier crawls to register and hands it to me*
*begs me for mercy and tells me my horrific actions won’t bring Spongebob back*
*squirts warm chocolate pudding at him with super soaker*
*leaves Circle K*
*goes home*
*gets on ipad*
*types factual record of shenanigans in response to a joke*
*gets berated by other posters*
Epic
Well, that is one badass way to throw a tantrum Section30
You know the funny thing about this, had I not already have come up with the Basketball Owner Stickman character, I would most likely have taken the Giants myself, lmao.
Maybe that might have been better...then it wouldn't have been Edge having to be the bad guy, that cashier would not have been traumatized, and we wouldn't be dealing with potential insurance fraud, lmao!
