Jayhawk wrote:

four meat rockets and a plate of mustard

bro nobody wants to hear about your meat rocket

League City's Oaks took on Houston's Butchers in today's showdown.
2 members of both side died, but League City proved to be enough and beat Houston 19-14.

Thehealthiestscratch wrote:

Sevsdast wrote:

League City's Oaks took on Houston's Butchers in today's showdown.
2 members of both side died, but League City proved to be enough and beat Houston 19-14.

 
That is a low number of [deceased] for a historically high score. This will surely go down in history as the of all time.

many people are saying

H-Town1141 wrote:

A second poem

By houston


Knives in my chest
thrust upon me
inside me
 blow upon blow

I lay helpless,
blood, pouring out
of my chest.

There is no solace
There is no respot
There is no recourse
for the blades
flung into my intestines.

I sit
in knots,
waiting, 
yearning,
begging for the bleeding to end.

But the wounds fail to heal,
incisions made by the most imprecise doctor,
as I lay out on the table.

No lesson to be learned,
no new interpretation to be experienced,
just knives in my stomach,
as I lay (deceased).

shoulda beat league city ig

Each surviving member of the championship team will receive a gift certificate for $1 off a Monte Cristo Hot Dog from Iron Barley restaurant in St. Louis, Missouri.

Note: Iron Barley restaurant is closed.

Last edited by Dan O'Mac (12/08/2025 12:29 am)