I'm assuming I'm okay to go ahead and make my pick now.  

The Los Angeles Sabercats are using the 36th picks to select...

DE Malachi Lawrence!

With the 5th pick of the AltFL draft, the Los Angeles Sabercats select...

WR Makai Lemon!

Well, I didn't expect to be in this position this season in the AltCAA.  After being an old man and forgetting about this year's draft, then starting the season out 0-3, if you had told me that the MIU Bucks would not only turn things around and make the playoffs, but somehow get red hot at just the right time and make it to the finals, I'd have assumed that you had made the mistake of listening to one of my trailer park psychics and been told utter gibberish (that or you were crazier than one of my Stickmen personas... that'd be something to fear for sure).

If nothing else, the 2025 MIU Bucks are a lesson in staying active, taking a few minutes here and there to update the roster, getting lucky with some of the walk-ons, and not packing it in and giving up after a rough start.  But yeah, I got pretty fortunate with the signees during the season, a few of whom I'd like to highlight... 

QB Fernando Mendoza: He's been reliable and steady amidst my other QB Arch Manning experiencing some very high highs and very low lows this year.

RB: Caleb Hawkins: Good lord, has this young man lit it up lately!   I think North Texas (wait... this is the AltCAA, what a North Texas?) really found themselves a possible gem prospect there.  #2 ranked RB in the AltCAA (behind only fellow MIU Buck Jeremiyah Love- Love being one of the only MIU Bucks that was on last year's team by the way).  

RB: Evan Dickens: Another fairly new walk-on, Evan's been very impressive during the 3 weeks that he's been on MIU.

WR Wyatt Young: Another one of those guys from fictional North Texas, Wyatt's a fairly recent add on who's been very impressive in the few games he's gotten to play for us so far.

WR Andrew Marsh: Highlighting Mr. Marsh since he might actually be the first Michigan player (my favorite college team) that I can remember signing for MIU (who's M standing for Michigan).  

TE Brody Foley: He's been a little hit or miss lately, but somehow is the #1 ranked TE in AltCAA, so th

This week, the LA Sabercats look to try to begin the biggest turnaround in AltFL history as they host the Kentucky Stallions. 

We'll be wearing our black home uniforms for this one!   Led by a very different and younger roster, the Sabercats hope to finally make the playoffs for the first time in team history!

The Los Angeles Sabercats announced today that they have fired whoever the heck it was that was running the team and are now hiring Messi because he's apparently good at football.  Nobody has told Stickman that he's thinking about the wrong football.  Also, Stickman has announced that the Sabercats will hire the professional sumo wrestler and Yokozuna, Onosato, to be the team's Ass Coach because quote, "That boys got a big ass!" Unquote.